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whenever a film arrives through the post there is usually an effort made to disguise the fact that it is 'adult' (porn in other words). I know that when you put your name on a mailing list that it is often forwarded to other suppliers. I have no problem with that, but today I received an un-solicited newspaper type mag free through the post. So what's your problem? I hear you ask.
Nothing except a big sticker on the outside of the envolope saying 'sorry if the adult material inside this letter offends you, but we are currently updating our mailing list, please phone XXXXX XXXX if you want to be removed'
Great, I thought. If the postman wasn't sure that I am some kind of vid watching perv then he is now. (along with the rest of the sorting office and MY WIFE!!). What was wrong with sticking the sticker on the material or inside the envolope on a note?. If someone had of opened it and been 'shocked' then that would teach them a lesson for opening post addressed to someone else.
As Kilroy-Silk might say 'You've been shafted'.

Yup, seems like everyone is now wise to your wanking ways, chum. Tough luck, but you're not the only one to have his, er, fingers burned:

http://www.snopes.com/sex/porn/porntape.htm

BTW I cannot recommend too highly the pleasure of having a porn-friendly wife. Whereas most of my previous girlfriends were judgemental, she's occasionally curious, sometimes amused, and the stash is, well, under the bed. Not very original but all very civilised!