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chatup lines
Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2001 3:57 pm
by Dr diddler
when i was a young whippersnapper (nurse wheres my zimmerframe?) i propositioned a young lady by telling her i wanted to take her home and masturbate all over her-and i pulled (no pun intended). what chat lines work for you forum chaps?
Re: chatup lines
Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2001 4:59 pm
by Wally Winka
Dr Diddler, so now we know why you were struck off, you old perv. Here's a tale I heard on the subject:
A guy goes to the optometrist. The Doctor tells him, "You've got to stop masturbating!"
"Why Doc," he asked, "am I going blind?"
"No," the Doctor explained, "but you're upsetting the other patients in the waiting room!"
Re: chatup lines
Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2001 5:44 pm
by me
painfully obvious punchline,but i did actualy laugh outload. cheers.
Re: chatup lines
Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2001 9:09 am
by taff
I like it!