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looking for . . . .
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 10:21 am
by Pervert
. . . . pics and dvds that producers were planning on selling to the public but could just let me have them for free. Oh, and if they want to let me have the contents of their fridges and freezers, their HD TVs, DVD recorders, cars and bank account numbers too, that would be great.
email me @freeloadingscumbag.com
And please don't insult me by expecting me to pay for anything.
Re: looking for . . . .
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 10:42 am
by ATS
You are far took kind dear sir!
We certainly would be most offended to let you have them for free
How much can we pay you in order for you to use our humble services?
Re: looking for . . . .
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 10:48 am
by Pervert
I'm a generous soul, ATS, so no more than you can afford would be fine.
Some people would be mortified at making such brazen demands, but I have no shame. So n e 1 who wantz to give me freebiez, get in touch.
Oh, and Bill Gates' online banking details wouldn't go amiss either.
Re: looking for . . . .
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 11:03 am
by ATS
Will ring Bill now - If you like I will ask him to let you
also have his mates Roman and Donald's banking details too
Re: looking for . . . .
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 11:07 am
by Pervert
Thanks, ATS----you are a real mate!
Re: looking for . . . .
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 6:23 pm
by planeterotica
I will have to give this some more thought Caractacus but as you are aware i am a tight cunt and dont give much away so dont expect to much if indeed anything !confused!
Re: looking for . . . .
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 6:37 pm
by Pervert
That's it, then. An end to my freeloading aspirations

Re: looking for . . . .
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 6:45 pm
by planeterotica
Caractacus wrote:
> That's it, then. An end to my freeloading aspirations
planeterotica wrote:
I could let you have you one of my homemade films for nothing but the postage would cost you a tenner !love!!confused!!party!
Re: looking for . . . .
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 6:53 pm
by Pervert
Nice offer, Graham, but I'm part of the Bio-sphere "something for nothing" syndicate.
!laugh!