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Lolly Badcock

Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 3:29 am
by planeterotica
I have just found an old copy of Teazer and browsing through it noticed a page called ask Badcock where people write in with their questions and the lovely Lolly replies, well are these letter for real and is really Lolly who replies? here is one letter from a guy that caught my eye see what you think.

My new fuck bunny says she's up for anything and will do anything for me, but if i go anywhere near her arse she jumps up like a startled Chihuahua.
This is very difficult for me, because i love fucking girls bottoms! Lolly what should i do to make her less anally sensitive.

Lolly replies:

As you know i am an anal slut and it is a huge turn on for me, but a girl's first time can be a very nerve-wracking thought. It has to be done with a high level of care and consideration on your part. If she is nervous her body will naturally tense up and you won't get anywhere-especially if you put pressure on her. Try relaxing her, a nice meal and a glass of wine or two, a hot bath together followed by a sensual massage slowly working down and concentrating on the bottom of her back and then arse. Slowly move the massage to her backdoor fuck-hole and after applying a lot of lube or massage cream, slowly slide a finger or two in. Believe me she will not complain, and after loosening up her arsehole suggest she slowly pushes back into your hard cock so she has the control to determine the depth and speed at which you fuck. Alternatively, if she complains about any of that just grab the useless bitch and spank her fucking arse.




Re: Lolly Badcock

Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 9:29 am
by Trumpton
I have no way of knowing whether the lovely Ms. Badcock is the genuine author of the reply to this or other letters.

What I can say is that Lolly has joined a very long list of glamour/porn models who have/had an "agony aunt" column in various publications.

Re: Lolly Badcock

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:48 am
by shock the monkey
Yes, and all the readers 'True Stories' are real as well. You know, the ones that start "I'd always dreamt of having sex with identical twins, but never thought it would happen to me".


Re: Lolly Badcock

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:29 pm
by Trumpton
I can recall about 20 years ago that Linzi Drew was awarded the "editorship" of Penthouse magazine! Who knows, perhaps one day soon Ms. Badcock might be offered to fill a similar "position"?