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Rob Stone - The funniest man in UK porn!
Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 11:23 am
by Tequila_Woods
I worked with Rob right at the beginning of my 'porn career' towards the end of 2003 and right from the start iv always got on with him and kept in touch. In fact, he is the only one person in the industry, along with 'Miyah' who has bothered to contact me since iv retired just to see how i and my my little boy are.
Iv always said he is the funniest man in porn because of his directness.
A question though to you people who have frequented his site....Did you ever actually read some of his articles on there?
Did you agree with them?
I must admit im missing his rants and had a good old laugh at them in the last few months, along with the emails that we've exchanged...Iv read them over and over again because everything he says is so true and, just like myself, he isnt afraid to say exactly what he thinks about certain people.
So....has anyone ever read these articles?
Re: Rob Stone - The funniest man in UK porn!
Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 11:43 am
by DanG
Yes...Rob's articles AKA 'The Smut' were fantastically funny, all the more so because they were true.
I liked the fact that he was unafraid to name names as well...shame to see him gone!
Re: Rob Stone - The funniest man in UK porn!
Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 11:47 am
by Tequila_Woods
Indeed..The naming names part is the best!
Iv actually just been reading through some of our recent emails since my post and your reply about a certain Miss B*****K....Might post em later actually!
Iv jsut had a reply to this thread to my email....
Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 11:52 am
by Tequila_Woods
the author will remain anon because obviously he wanted to but ill copy and paste his reply.........
Hi Tequila,
yes, I read Rob's articles and also found them highly amusing. I think what they did was to elaborate from Rob's point of view ... from the point of view of someone who was running a professional set-up and taking the risks from a financial/business point of view ... the kind of stupidity and nonsense he had to put-up with from people that were somewhat less professional.
My own personal favourite was Rob's description of being onset with an actress (having just been running round to get certs for another actress I think) and this first actress was 'giving it away' to some bystander who had come along to be pretend security (I think he was shooting in a garage or somewhere like that). Rendered in a highly, highly amusing way by RS but he must have been totally exasperated at the time.
Yes, highly amusing, opinionated, and not an ass-licker. The people that don't like him will be the ones whose pretensions he sees through, and Rob isn't afraid to make judgement calls. That makes him honest, and what's wrong with that ?
Yup, I read them
Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 1:24 pm
by Ned
He was fucking funny, especially the article about political correctness and Iraq, which would have got up a few noses on here. He has a way of putting things that made me laugh and gasp at the same time, sometimes. I wish I'd saved his rants now.
Re: Iv jsut had a reply to this thread to my email
Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 11:12 am
by Johnnyboy 22
Tequila why the hell did you retire, did you just have enough or was it your little boy changed things. Would love to see you back in action and im sure i speak for a lot of guys out there. Even if it was only for a short time say 1 year.
Why i retired
Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 11:15 am
by Tequila_Woods
I made the decision to retire because i wanted to settle down with my fiance. I was going to continue to model but not do hardcore and jsut do it part time with a full time office job. But it just so happened that a month later i found out i was pregnant and that put paid to everything!
I wouldnt feel comfortable getting my bits out now im a mother (plus my bods not as good as im sure you lot may remember it to be!)
My son and fiance come first and although finances may be a bit of a struggle i have no desire at all to get back into porn

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Re: Yup, I read them
Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 6:50 pm
by Johnnyboy 22
I understand what your saying Tequilla. I suppose having a kid changes a lot of things.
Re: Why i retired
Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 4:12 am
by aj-strictlybroadband
Hey Tequila - great to see you on here and hear your happy news.
Hope you and P are well and happy and would love to catch up with you at the bgafd party or some other time for a drink! It's been so long...
Love AJ xxx
Re: Why i retired
Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 3:55 am
by Tequila_Woods
LOL...You wont be seeing me at any porn parties hun, sorry.