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What's happened to the British man? I am looking for a couple of guys who can get it together to shag some lovely ladies. Oh dear! You would think I am asking for the earth. I have heard all the stories why they can't get it together, some I even believe. If there are any good looking guys, no, any guys who can guarantee to get it up, who can keep it up for more than ten mins and who have an HIV test cert then pleae get in touch. Restore my faith. Things are getting so desperate I am thinking of asking Phil Mac & Marcus along. Now they can do it why not you?

Hey i could do it, Im actually going to try to interview you anyway. Might as well kill two birds with one stone eh?

How many people are there usually on set cos I cant see why if a guy as getting his dick sucked it doesnt get hard. I mean if I was getting mugged it would still be hard.

At least thats what I reckon I dont have a HIV test but I dont have HIV.


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Hey Rem, what's new dude. Good to see you've managed to get your tongue [or tong as I remember you always used to pronounce it] out of Hans' arse!! Anyway,we all know that generally UK guys can't do it, never could, probably never will be able to. You would think out of all the guys in this country there would be a UK Rocco somewhere wouldn't you? I've always found Lee good, but I can never get hold of him. Steve Hooper is very average I think, and Marino doesn't count because I always think of him as Italian. If I was 20 years younger mate I'd be there for you.

I can prove you wrong, I'm up for it.

Can get a HIV test no problem.

Where and when ?

Ben I remember when you were a good looking, smooth skinned, 18?yrs old nervous stud. Look at you now! Still a stud the rest I?m not so sure about.
Colour Climax got so sick of seeing your dick they ended my contract. However, you were always one of the best around, does this count as having my tongue up your arse or is this just well deserved praise? Whatever, I am not afraid to say if someone is good at what they do, humility costs nothing.
To all the guys who think they can get it together I will be fixing a casting within the next two weeks. Lets see how many come and how many cum. All will be welcome including Ben, there?s a rumour going around that you don?t need the money now.
Love you.

Wotcher one and all. Just staggered back (by way of cab) from Erotica. Devlin Media stand doing roaring trade, Jim, Violet, signing autographs-Louise with her Liberation Party cards being signed on-all over; tits, thighs etc. Was asked by 2 guys & a gal to give my own autograph but had to decline as I was not sure the ink would be easy to remove from the end of my most important bit. Upstairs bar a bit naff, lots of lovely wierdos, good floor show, lots of familiar faces & some extremely seductive female bods that I would like to become totally familiar with. Tomorrow, may take Sylvester (my 3foot stuffed cat with the loooong tail). End of report.

"I can prove you wrong, I'm up for it" Yeah right we've only heard that about 20 zillion times - then after 20 minutes of watching someone wanking a never-expanding limp dick we hear the phrase:- "I can't believe it, this has never happened to me before". Yawn! Good luck Rem, that'll be another day wasted.

I guess you guys may well have heard it a billion times before.

I've performed before so I know I can, mind you I was the only one in the audience of a rugby club mens night that could, so I can sympathise with your initial negative reaction.......but you won't know until you've tried me. Your loss !

I get plenty of action anyway......Good luck.

Just a quick question to our industry friends, how do you usually find your actors? I ask as you have have commented how difficult it is and it seems that if anyone could crack how to find good male actors they would be making your work alot easier.

Remmington, email all the details to me please of what you want and when you are auditioning. I think I may have the ideal specimen for you.

J