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Listening to BBC Radio London, as I always do, on Tuesday when Vanessa says "and on the line now is Marino.."

Well, drop me bacon sandwich!

Anyway, a very eloquent and adult conversation ensued on the topic of silly girls letting surgeons defile their bodies with their scalpels in the name of vanity. Or should that be insanity? Marino put forward the glamour industry aspect very candidly.

I am very much in the "leave it alone ferchrissakes" category, as I find the false/fake/fuckedup look a total turn off. They should get Psychiatric help before they're allowed near a knife wielder. "Perfection is boring" - Freddie Mercury.

Anyway, well done Marino. And I have to say I could sense a definite "frission" coming accross the airwaves. I think Vanessa was almost moist as she spoke in those sexy posh tones to Our Hero. I'll bet she's dirty bird given half a chance and I'll be staggered if she hasn't got or seen a few of Marino's greatest hits anyway!

By the way Marino, why do you want to talk to Robert Elms? I'd vote for you as a Listed Londoner, but I think you've more chance of getting on Danny Baker's show. He had B*n from Surrey on last year... I kid you not!

Cheers!

Thank you for the compliment.
You are correct, I was hoping to get on Roberts show to be a listed Londoner, as my family had restaurants all over London as I was growing up as a kid, plus I worked in my family business in the West End before getting in to the adult world, so I think I qualify to have lots to say. But they don't even have the decency to reply to my e mails.
But I won't give up I will pop in to the station and leave him a note.

regards,

Marino

I only caught the last few moments of the conversation, I am not a fan of Ms. Feltz. I did find a bit double sided of her to say she would not allow her two (no doubt fat & clever) daughters to go in to the Glamour buisness , but every adult soft programme she seems to pop up as it she is an expert. She is knocking on a bit , and I guess a bit of KY maybe required now again.

Marino You did a good job, and it is a shame that the Beeb standards are such, they spoke to Paul Raymond last year so why not you , guess it could be that too much sex on the Radio.....

Yes,

I would only take his point that you don't have to aspire to ape preposterous, grotesque mannequins to be sexy or appealing, whoever you are. You cannot bolt on the X factor no matter how hard you try

I agree that the rest of his lifestyle should not be a blueprint for happy ever after!

I feel like the little boy in The Emperors New Clothes these days. Is it just me or do all these girls who come back from getting "fixed" just look.....wrong?

Gilding the Lily anyone? Frankenstein? Go Faster stripes? etc...

You wouldn't want her on top would you !