BENS STUDS

[magoo]

Having spent all night attempting (unsucsesfully) to catalogue my tapes several things have become apparent to me in the history of the legend that we now know as Lord Benjamin of Dover. And his use of male talent.
I was always a fan of Mario cos the banter between him and Ben was really funny. Then there was Steve with his unstable load (a gift for creampie merchants), saw him in a pub in Derby recently but thats another story. Then there was Bob, nuff said. And ever after the slightly mad looking Pascal has taken up the job as "rear gunner" and second porridge dispenser to Uncle Bens mighty goo-gun. The most hilarious thing was John "gay pirate" Masons appearance as Nik Kersdown. He even kept his bandana on! Lord spare us!

[jj]

Yer SUPPOSED to be looking at the ones with bumps on the front and no dangly bits!!! Strange boy.
Marino/Pascal definitely 2 of the best, tho', esp P's weird tonsorial experiments.

[Bill Malone]

There was a guy called Alberto who got lucky and shagged Laura Singer with Ben. The results were incredibly uninspired, even Laura seemed bored. If ever Marino should have done a job, it was that one.

I was busy that day, too.

[Isaac Hunt]

What happened to Steve? Is he still in the business? I heard he was back driving a bus.

[Steve]

Fares please! I used to be a porn star you know. I used to get a Christmas card off my uncle ben but not any more since I kept cumming too fast.
Yes, luv thats 20p to the terminus. Move to the back of the bus please!

[Isaac Hunt]

I thought Ben got the hump with you when you went to work with Rocco Buttman?

[Steve]

Who the fuck is Rocco Buttman?

[Maurie]

I saw you in a film about the Eiffel Tower, where you appeared to be "Drunk and Incapable". What had gone wrong?

[Isaac Hunt]

In the hairdressers with Nici Stirling and Linzi Drew. It was a "Buttman" film if i remember correctly.

Surely you meet enough young women on the buses anyway.

[Zipper]

I am happy to claim that I gave Steve his 1st break, when he was with his partner in Derby. I used their small house to shoot my video of them under the HomeMadeBlues? banner, gawd that was some time ago, pity he had that nasty little growth under his nose.

Zip