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If you want to read something that is quite scary in the sense that it demonstrates that, out there, are people whose thought processes make the Flat Earthers look quite sane, go to the following site:

http://www.spectator.co.uk

Go to Back Issues, and bring up 8 Dedember 2001. Two articles, one by Tania Kindersley, the other by Rachel Jones (a nom de plume) give a very worrying insight into how some people see pornography.

Then go to 15 December 2001 and read the letters.
Then go to 29 December 2001 for more letters.
Finally, go to 19 January 2002 for an article by Dr. Robert Baker, entitled the Wages of Sex.

Basically, someone has suggested that the rising incidence of prostate cancer is attributable to pornography and self abuse (wanking!!!) and is a consequence of easier access to por. via the internet.

At least Dr. Baker attempts to throw a little more sane light onto the subject.

It does make for an interesting read, and it is also quite worrying when you think that some of these people actually have a vote.

Some people simply do not accept masturbation, full stop.
A while ago I noticed a very worrying one off where when I came, the cum was tinted pink. Of course I immediatly thought the worst and started wondering if I'd ever see the end of the year.

I told a doctor I had noticed some blood in my sperm and he said it was because I was masturbating. This guy was Indian, and the way he said it, it sounded like he thought I was being punished for playing with myself. I said "ok, cheers then, bye." and went straight next door to another doctor who said it's actuallyquite common and as a one-off, nothing to worry about. When I told him about the Indian doctor he laughed out loud.

This was 3 years ago, and no problems since, but HEY without sounding like everyone's mum, check yourselves out regularly!!

what about the theory that too much self-gratification takes away vital fluid from the spine?????? or is that takin' too much ecstacy?- either way my back is fucked up anyway

Incidentally, I once read in a Jehovahs' Witness magazine which I encountered in a dentist's waiting room that pornography might exacerbate prostate cancer because 'unfulfilled sexual excitement' can damage the prostate. Unfulfilled presumably means that you lose the wood before coming (one would think). So there you have it - if you pleasure yourself while viewing porn, you should make sure you finish the job.

If you need to be told...

Would you believe in a recent survey that some of these morally challenged people(Born again Christians)were said to be having up to 30 percent more sex than the rest of us and yet they still find time to piss others off with their beliefs.

Obviously the sex their having can't be very good.
Why did we stop feeding them to the Lions?

Cheers
Buttsie

Because the Lions complained.

If you start ejaculating cerebrospinal fluid, get to A&E ASAP!!!
I can also recommend a good chiropractor.....