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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2002 11:48 am
I see that they have just erected a marble statue of Margaret Thatcher. Personally, I'd like to see Britain's REAL achievers honoured in this way.
My choice as subject for a new London sculpture would be Sarah Young, one of Britain's greatest exports. She would be depicted in her gang bang scene from The Sarah Young Collection volume 4, cast in a kneeling position wearing a blindfold and surrounded by a geometrically aesthetic ring of blokes, each captured in a state of readiness. The excited state of the men would allow the work to claim a dual purpose, as it would provide the pigeons of London, now banished from Trafalgar Square, several perches on which to alight. The pigeons would, in return, leave their own contribution to the piece, ensuring Sarah would be regularly splattered with white deposits (highly appropriate to the piece) thereby making the statue a real example of living, interactive art. And the multitude of blokes' bottoms would also make this a work that people of all genders and sexual preferences could enjoy, thereby representing the tolerant Britain of the 21st century.
Other statues could include a recreation of Canova's "The Three Graces" using BGAFD regulars Layla, Rebeka and Wendy (although they would have to be doing more that just putting their arms round each other's shoulders).
I'm planning to take a petition to 10 Downing Street demanding that London's sculptors are commissioned to produce works of honouring Britain's adult film stars. But I need some more suggestions first. Any ideas?
My choice as subject for a new London sculpture would be Sarah Young, one of Britain's greatest exports. She would be depicted in her gang bang scene from The Sarah Young Collection volume 4, cast in a kneeling position wearing a blindfold and surrounded by a geometrically aesthetic ring of blokes, each captured in a state of readiness. The excited state of the men would allow the work to claim a dual purpose, as it would provide the pigeons of London, now banished from Trafalgar Square, several perches on which to alight. The pigeons would, in return, leave their own contribution to the piece, ensuring Sarah would be regularly splattered with white deposits (highly appropriate to the piece) thereby making the statue a real example of living, interactive art. And the multitude of blokes' bottoms would also make this a work that people of all genders and sexual preferences could enjoy, thereby representing the tolerant Britain of the 21st century.
Other statues could include a recreation of Canova's "The Three Graces" using BGAFD regulars Layla, Rebeka and Wendy (although they would have to be doing more that just putting their arms round each other's shoulders).
I'm planning to take a petition to 10 Downing Street demanding that London's sculptors are commissioned to produce works of honouring Britain's adult film stars. But I need some more suggestions first. Any ideas?