O/T: Les Hardeuses Francaises
Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2002 4:32 am
Rimbaud firmly believes that an occassional venture off-topic does one good, and has accordingly decided to sing the praises of the porn produced in the land of his father(s).
French porn is great. For one, the girls are fit. Not superheated ultra-made-up-and-oiled slavic fit as in 'Private' fit, and not fit in a surgically-enhanced American way, either. Just fit, in a cute, good-looking even without make-up, smooth-skinned girl-next-door way. Even to the half-French Rimbaud, there is nothing sexier than a woman talking filth in French (a little vocab, to understand precisely what sexual act she's begging for at a given time, is helpful - but not essential.
Plus, the girls love it. Native French porn (as opposed to more commercial stuff which uses French hardeuses) has much the same virtue as English porn - they're not in it for the money, because there's no money in it. So you get fine-looking girls enthusiastically bouncing around for the hell of it. Superb.
And some of the sexiest women in porn today are French - and startlingly low-profile. Impress your friends (well, selected friends) by developing a knowledge of the back catalogues of such delightful ladies as Karen Lancaume (tall brunette with a penchant for anal), Clara Morgane (delightfully cute and ultra-French), and Lisa Crawford. The latter, with big natural breasts and a blonde-gothic-punk look, is Rimbaud's current favourite porn girls.
French stuff can be difficult to find but try which stocks many of the works of the girls above. Try Project X or La Collectionneuse (both featuring Ms Morgane) or Niqueurs-nes (featuring Lancaume and Crawford and also Oceane, a French-Spanish blonde model with stellar cheekbones and a mouth out of the gutter).
French porn is great. For one, the girls are fit. Not superheated ultra-made-up-and-oiled slavic fit as in 'Private' fit, and not fit in a surgically-enhanced American way, either. Just fit, in a cute, good-looking even without make-up, smooth-skinned girl-next-door way. Even to the half-French Rimbaud, there is nothing sexier than a woman talking filth in French (a little vocab, to understand precisely what sexual act she's begging for at a given time, is helpful - but not essential.
Plus, the girls love it. Native French porn (as opposed to more commercial stuff which uses French hardeuses) has much the same virtue as English porn - they're not in it for the money, because there's no money in it. So you get fine-looking girls enthusiastically bouncing around for the hell of it. Superb.
And some of the sexiest women in porn today are French - and startlingly low-profile. Impress your friends (well, selected friends) by developing a knowledge of the back catalogues of such delightful ladies as Karen Lancaume (tall brunette with a penchant for anal), Clara Morgane (delightfully cute and ultra-French), and Lisa Crawford. The latter, with big natural breasts and a blonde-gothic-punk look, is Rimbaud's current favourite porn girls.
French stuff can be difficult to find but try which stocks many of the works of the girls above. Try Project X or La Collectionneuse (both featuring Ms Morgane) or Niqueurs-nes (featuring Lancaume and Crawford and also Oceane, a French-Spanish blonde model with stellar cheekbones and a mouth out of the gutter).