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ITV This Morning, bloke with world's biggest penis
Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2012 9:44 pm
by Kyle Richmond
anyone see this Thursday last week I think, This morning always had a good number of porn/adult related stuff on it and this time pip and Holly met this bloke with 14 inches. Myself and a few mates all noticed that Holly seemed transfixed upon him during this chat.
He is meant to be a proper actor but seems to have a name fit for porn..Jonah Falcon..
he says he has been asked to do porn but said he doesn't want to and can't perform in front of an audience anyway, but if he said yes couldn't he just take a blue pill to help him ?
Re: ITV This Morning, bloke with world's biggest penis
Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 5:50 pm
by Bill Malone
When Richard Madeley left This Morning in 2000 I didn't think we'd ever see such a huge cock on the sofa again. I was wrong.
Re: ITV This Morning, bloke with world's biggest penis
Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 6:00 pm
by pinkbits69
Yep Phil Scoffield took over.
Re: ITV This Morning, bloke with world's biggest penis
Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 6:13 am
by videokim
There was a producer from Stratford East London who had 14 inches, his name was ED & he also went under Ella Green in the Loot (thats how long ago we knew him lol).
He posed with me for some pics but didn't want his face shown so films where a no no.
Re: ITV This Morning, bloke with world's biggest penis
Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 11:34 am
by Art Director
14"? Bullshit.
Re: ITV This Morning, bloke with world's biggest penis
Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 6:51 pm
by frankthring
Who says he has the world`s largest penis ? I doubt it. Utter twaddle !
According to my Encyclopaedia of World Sex Practices the biggest
penises belong to Sudanese blacks from the southern Sudan. They start
at about 14 inches upwards !
Re: ITV This Morning, bloke with world's biggest penis
Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 6:59 pm
by davetherave
Re: ITV This Morning, bloke with world's biggest penis
Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 8:49 pm
by one eyed jack
No blue pill in the world is going to get the blood in that thing to rise to the occasion.
Re: ITV This Morning, bloke with world's biggest penis
Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2012 5:44 am
by Bill Malone
Not sure I trust that map. The UK has the same average penis size as Greenland, one of the coldest countries on Earth? Where if you didn't shake it when you pissed it would freeze and snap your cock off?