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Due to the huge number of films on the "B" page how about putting the Ben Dovers on a page of their own. It would make both pages much faster and easier to load.

........and possibly also the FCs on 'F' (tho' there might not be many more of these to add !!), and perhaps anything starting with 'British'.........
....And Magoo could sponsor a huge Hannah C page with shots of her posing in Victorian underwear with bakery items, and Links to stockists of flour and yeast products.

Do you think Magoo wondered why Terry Wogan was getting into porn when he first heard about "Aunties Bloomers"?

I don't understand (or, indeed, share) Magoo's obsession with bread and cakes. At least, not combined with sex.
Very messy, one would have thought.
Still, each to their own.

Sorry I didnt realise it was National Take The Piss Out Of Magoo Day. I`ll put it in my diary so I`m ready next year.

Mr T`s just getting me back for the A-Team gags and the fact that I`m responsible for him being dragged off to buy big knickers by Hannah.

I thought the bakery perversion was yours JJ? Think you must have been eating hash-cakes again cos your memorys gone. I also gather youve been banned from Greggs after a baguette related incedent.

Thats true actually - it was JJ who wanted Hannah to insert a loaf in some orifice.

Anyway - gotta go - many medallions to polish.

The FC suggestion is already on the cards to be done sometime and I'll keep in mind the Ben Dover suggestion as well. As the site continues to grow the index pages will inevitably have to be split up somehow anyway.

Having said that, I've given up promising when these kind of things will be done - at least until someone can find a way of cramming more hours in the day.

That was just an evil rumour put about by Homepride to discredit the Campaign for Real Old-fashioned Crusts (CROC).
Today is Get Magoo, Bread and Sex into a Single Wind-Up Day.
National Take the Piss out of Magoo Day is, as we all know, the 1st March and every Tuesday thereafter.
Now, where's me submarine?

Nice to see you'd already considered it. I wasn't sure if this suggestion would have been dismissed as barking.....
It would, as you say, involve considerable sweated labour.
From my own limited experience I know it's a nightmare constructing a database that is easy-to-use while still being flexible enough to be expanded/edited in the future.

Ah, and now that Phil K has NOT dismissed my idea as ludicrous JJ suddenly stops the remarks about my alleged Hannah/Big Pants/Bakery Products fetish and admits he had been thinking the same thing but didnt like to ask incase everyone pissed themselves laughing. Funny that. Sometimes this place reminds me of being back at school:.)