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The decline of British porn

Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2014 7:04 pm
by Porn Baron


Interesting comments from Guadian readers. Like this....

Reminds me of last time I stayed in a Travelodge hotel. Booking in, I stood behind a man of the cloth - a vicar. As he took his room key he said to the receptionist -

"Bearing in mind my position I trust the pornography channel is disabled?"

To which, she missing the point entirely replied -

"No, I'm sorry sir, it's just the normal stuff" !laugh!


Re: The decline of British porn

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 8:52 am
by one eyed jack
Youve heard of the war on terror right?

This is the war on porn !laugh!

Oh and that divvy vicar should realise that there is porn on the telly but all he has to do is avoid the channel but what he really wanted to do is rush to his room and switch on the adult channels and sit there sneering with seething rage at the filthy young whoring trollops that excite him so, sweating profusely as he begs the for divine forgiveness for the sin of temptation while palming one out furiously spilling his seed unto unfertile ground....

Well thats how I picture it...

Well why bother ask in the first place. He didnt have to switch the TV on


Re: The decline of British porn

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 12:33 pm
by andy at handiwork
I would think most people would have a job banging one out watching what passes for porn on a British hotel tv.

Re: The decline of British porn

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 9:01 pm
by Arginald Valleywater
True unless you stop in Ramada...

Re: The decline of British porn

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 1:24 pm
by one eyed jack
Yes Andy...I had n idea how heavy handed OFCOM rules were with regards the channels on Sky.

I'm convinced that hard core will never be accepted on encrypted channels no matter how compliant the industry is to state regulation


Re: The decline of British porn

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 1:37 pm
by frankthring

At least the Guardian called the article "The decline of British porn". From
what little I know or encounter it seems to be about right. It would be
misleading, though, to say this article represents euro porn or world porn
in total. As long as guys like to jerk off or get turned on by smut some
producers, some sites, some girls, will make money. The free tubes simply
make it a lot harder for those of us working within the industry to profit,
but at least we can have a free wank.