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Hi Hannah,

Ive been trying to think of something more pervy than JJ`s bread thing. And I think I have come up with a great one. I want to see you in a bath full of baked beans (only 4p a tin at Kwik Save) you could even wear some BIG PANTS at the same time (Persil Automatic gets rid of bean stains in my experience) and rub the beans all over your body.

Yeah I know I`m sick. I need help. God I`m bored. And hungry. Off to eat some beans.

Custard might be better cos it wont block the drains. I really should have better things to think about instead of deranged food fetishes.

I guess you and JJ will be wanting beans on toast! Ha Ha
All these fetishes-
WIGS
BIGPANTS
BAKERY
BEANS
CUSTARD
MMMMMMMMMM JJ Apple pie and custard.
It'll look like something off a Jerry Springer show, in fact I did see one episode where this one couple got off on putting pies all over there bodys.
Maybe I should go on the Jerry Springer show!
I think I'll give the beans one a miss as Mr T will end up eating the beans and I dread to think of his wind problem getting any worse.
As for the custard i'll leave that one for JJ cakes - you can't always have your cake and eat it! HA HA.
MMMMMMMM Maybe a bath of Jelly - Oh No Magoo don't even think about it.
Enjoy your Sunday Roast and your daily Bread.
Love Hannah the Bananna.xxxxxxxxxxxxx

That's IT !!!!!!
Why didn't I think of it b4.....of course, takes a Genius like Hannah.....
1) Hannah crushes peeled bananas in stockinged/stiletto'd feet;
2) Mr T then collects same, and places in bath (so H doesn't get her hands dirty);
3) Hannah jumps in, and writhes seductively;
4) H eats several interesting bakery items while playing with loofah/rubber duck/submarine (latter of either plastic or bread variety).
Sounds good, eh? Could get AVN award for this one.
Back to the typewriter now, am working on script for Eastenders, involving conversion of Pauline's launderette to specialist bread shop run by Ian.

I love the sound of this one MMMMMMMM Banannas please my favorite.
MMM maybe I could get Mr T into a pair of stilettos and a blue wig then he gives me one with a bananna!!!!!
Then he has to eat the soggy remains.
Oh no Magoo you have a lot af answering to do I'm no longer a porn actress I'm now a product tester for the food and clothing industry.
MMMMM Marks and Spencers do you think they'd be interested in me doing an advertising campaign for them.
Or the local Market every Tuesday - EVERYTHING MUST GO FOR A POUND!
except the beans there on a special of 4p a tin, but christ there worth it for the smell factor.
What is going on....... next food request please.... mm maybe not
You've been told.
Now go to your bedroom in your big pants and stick a baguette up ur botty......HHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP.

food, glorious food:

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Yes nice hairy minge at that site Woodgnome.

I'm sure Rod Steward will love that - great - I can hear another pubic debate coming on.

All those bananas! Explains where you get your manic energy from.

Nice pussy
I have had Mr Steward abducted, depilated head-to-toe by laser, and told not to do it again. So there. End of debate.

Must have been something in there upbringing
I always proferred chocolate sirrup/honey

Magoo & jj I mean

Amen to that

Cheers Buttsie