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Hi,
Did anyone see Ruby Wax Commercial Breakdown tonight/last night rather.
I was settling down on the settee with my big pants and wig on eating beans on toast watching Ruby Wax funny adverts.
This American ad came on advertising a helpline for men with impotence. It featured a man walking into a video store and heading straight for the back, to the porn section.
Finally he reaches for the film he wants to rent and who should be on the front cover for all to see on BBC1 ? You've guessed it - yours truly!
The man then cums in his pants - what can I say!

And who could blame the poor chap. An entirely understandable reaction. Although I think its better to wait till the video is in the machine.

P.S. Have you been down the car showrooms yet to order a Bananamobile as mentioned the other day?

Well, you seemed to have cured his impotence. Now, what about his premature ejaculation problem: is that in another ad?
Must be the unluckiest bloke in the world.
I expect Magoo will be asking you about the 'bananamobile' soon.

See?

Yes the bananna car is on its way its in a lovely custard colour as they couldn't quite match it to the bananna colouring.
Another funny thing happened yesterday I had the researchers from the Trisha show call me - I think they must have read the forum threads about me wanting to be on Jerry Springer with my fetishes - I bottled it and had to decline. Very bizarre!
Can you imagine me rolling around with pies,custard,beans,bread,wigs,pants and clown outfits on Trisha.

you may well be right.

we've had meeja folk contact us for research purposes, putting them in touch with models, etc.

Hi Hannah do you remember me from Waltham Toll Bar... L.O.L
your looking better that ever. I love the shaven wig xxxxxxxx

Don't worry, Hannah: a few weeks in our lovely weather, and it'll soon resemble a banana. A 2-year-old banana, true, but....?
Wigs etc. on Trisha would be more amusing than the usual diet of tearful people slagging each other off for infidelity/jealousy etc.
Post below very weird: a SHAVEN wig? Eh? Woss that, like bald dreadlocks?
Gotta go, me dough's nearly proved.

Hi Clare ,
I've just sent you an e-mail.
What a shock.
Miss you loads
lots of love
Hannah

Hey H...

I did see that !
I nearly fukkin choked on me tea!

top pix mate!