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Stands for drink & porn. So there.
One of my advisor/minders has suggested I form a club for seriuos drinkers who are also involved in porn, beit professionally, amateur or peripheral. This is a hangover(!!) from yesterdays discussions but one which I feel should be seriously examined. Psychiatrists are welcomed but not necessarily accepted. This (VERY EXCLUSIVE) club is solely for afficianados of the malt(or grain).
Observations keenly anticipated.
Certain Welshman could be barred on the grounds of bias.

Isn't it strange that the Welsh are the only Celts not to have invented Whisky?
Even the Bretons have Eau de Vie.........not a crit, just an observation.

Marcus, Great idea as a fellow whisky lover may I recomend this site.
www.lfw.co.uk
Loch Fyne Whiskys have a fantastic selections of whisky from ?13.00 to ?7,000.00 per bottle of single malt.Check the vatted malts as well, superb bargains in that catogory mac Donalds Glencoe cask strenth at under ?25.00 a bottle .By the way I live in London and have no connection with the company.Also there is a massive whisky fair in London this weekend try the Abeldour website for details

Zasuan
where is tour humble apology?
You are always full of your opinions
Be a man

Believe it or not there is actually a distillery, built 2 years ago, in a small village called Penderyn in south Wales and I understand that its first bottle will be produced within the next couple of years. It got EU funding and loads of grants.
Fuck knows what it will taste like, but hey, there finally giving it a go at least!!!

Chaps,
I'm overwhelmed. Consider yourselves as honorary foundation members(I'll think of an exec position for JJ later-cause he leaves me behind)
I felt originally it should be D&P but suggestions are on the table for honorable members-after all this a democtarcic modern co. Tears are in my eyes(true) and Welsh whisky-well It has my humble support. I offer my services as a taster unreservedly-for free!!
If the "mighty zasuna" ever apologises to me, he's invited, if not he could end up in the barrel. We could call it WelchZ brand. I thro open my thoughts to my honorable colleagues
In all humbleness, your chairman
The hon Marcus allen

Maybewe could hold the opening bash at the Mayfair club, that way we would be drinking in a bar named after every1's favourite jazz mag!!!

Jon,
Like it, I'm a member too(disreputable no boubt) but like a lot of clubs, they do'nt know that
Second thought for my loyal board members: How we incorporate our favoured/favourite subject into this-PORN?

Are drinkers of other types of booze allowed in or is this club just for whisky wallers. I am a renowned piss-head but whisky (apart from Bush Mills) is not my tipple unless its adulterated with some other drink. I dont mind US bourbon but I`m afraid I have to admit that I mix scotch with Irn-Bru or Cola (the caffeine adds to the drunkeness in a strange way).

Marcus please dont be offended that I dont like scotch but prefer Irish or USA. This doesnt mean I am a liar or a nonce before you start! :.)

Now we have a Board of Directors on the serious side, i.e. executive decisions, we now need Executive Directors on the Porn side. Since this is an equal oppurtunities co-in line with current guidlines (& even if it was'nt). Male/female may appy for these presigiuos posts(preferable of the female persuasion-transvestites need not apply) Please submit your CV for consideration by the Board. The magnificent Violet is already on board as is my personal minder(anon)
Anyone wearing a kilt is banned-that is my personaslperogativeIf Phil lets me)