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Very Off Topic
Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2003 3:13 am
by magoo
Now that we can ramble on about nowt (whats new you might ask!) can any one come up with a very futile pointless post. I cant!
Re: Very Off Topic
Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2003 3:20 am
by Mart
Yes
Mart
Re: Very Off Topic
Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2003 3:21 am
by Mart
or No
Mart
Re: Very Off Topic
Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2003 3:28 am
by magoo
Indeed.
Is it time for bed yet? And more to the point when does the off licence open? I wonder if Marcus Allen has figured out this new regime? I expect the Chairperson will show him where to post ie in the o/t section which I think will be favoured by most of the "old school" as they rarely have owt to say.
Re: Very Off Topic
Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2003 7:17 am
by jj
What's the biggest marrow you've ever eaten?
Why can't flies fly out of the OPEN half of a sash bay-window?
Why bother to vote any more?
Is sleeping all the time a waste of your life? And if so, does it cosmically matter?
Who makes up those unemployment statistics?
Re: Very Off Topic
Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2003 1:42 pm
by Caractacus
Why is Wales?
Where are the Snowdons of yesteryear?
(with gratitude to Mr J Heller)
Re: Very Off Topic
Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2003 2:01 pm
by Wink Wink
Why is the sky blue? Why is it when you put socks into a washing machine there's always one missing? That's just two for now.
Re: Very Off Topic
Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2003 2:08 pm
by jj
Why ARE Wales, surely?
And if so, how?
Re: Very Off Topic
Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2003 2:10 pm
by jj
There is a perfectly rational explanation in optics for the first.
And everyone knows the answer to the second one: they get taken by the Sock Fairies to build their high-rise nests in the Chocolate isles.
Re: Very Off Topic
Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2003 2:14 pm
by Wink Wink
Well that's a load of my mind. Perhaps you could tell me why buttered toast always lands on the buttered side if you drop it?