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Valleywood! - Hollywood in the Welsh valleys - coming soon

In light of the fact that Catherine Zeta-Jones-Douglas has truly
Become part of Hollywood, the Welsh film industry has decided to step up
production.
They plan to remake many well known films but with a Welsh flavour to
them....
The following are all planned for release next year...

9 ? Leeks
Porthcawl of the Wild
Trefforest Gump
Catatonia on a Hot Tin Roof
Cwmando
The Lost Boyos
Twin Leeks
A Bridgend too far
Wild Swansea
The Pembroker
Evan Can Wait
Gowering Inferno
Be Neath the Planet of the Apes
Ystalyfera Baby!
Cerys' Heroes
Huw Green was my Valet
Anglesey with Dirty Faces
Caerphilly Dreaming
The Good, the Bad and Llanelli
An American in Powys
Huw Dares Gwyneth
The Dai who loved me
Rotting Rhyl
The Prisoner of Rhondda
Who killed Roger Rarebit?
Who Aberdares wins
Live and let Dai
The full Ponty
Dai Hard
Independence Dai
The Wizard of Oswestry
License to Rhyl
Crocodile Tondu
My left Saundersfoot
CasaBlaina
In Beddgelert with Madonna
George of the Mumbles
Cool hand look you
Look you Bach in Bangor
A Fishguard called Rhondda
Reservoir Gogs
Sheepless in Seattle
The Eagle has Llandudno
The Magnificent Severn
Haverfordwest was won
Dial M4 Merthyr

hey mart did you make those up yourself?like the dial m4 merthrytidvil it reminded me of a monty python send up.

Brilliant stuff.

Thank God, I was beginning to think my posting was going to vanish without any comment. I was tempted to post the odd comment just to keep it up the list.
No, I can't take credit for the movie titles. There actually is a "Valleywood" project, proposing to build a multi-million ? studio on a derelict site in S. Wales. This will then generate an enormous film-production industry, creating thousands of jobs -if only!!! One of the backers is Lord Dicky - he wants one of our marvellous colliery choirs at the opening ceremony. He's really au-fait with the industrial situation in S. Wales.

Mart

Mart wrote:

> Thank God, I was beginning to think my posting was going to
> vanish without any comment. I was tempted to post the odd
> comment just to keep it up the list.

you were wise to practice such self-restraint...

......and some of the wiser heads (and also me) were waiting to see if Alec had anything to say.... ;-o)
Cowardice may not be pretty, but it IS safe.........

Nice to see a local lad on here for a change

get in touch

cya

What!!! you can see him, whats wrong with my browser??

It's not yer browser, it's yer bloody awful eyesight..........

ha ha