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News from the front
Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2003 6:43 am
by jj
Saddam Hussein's doctor called a meeting of all the Saddam look-alikes.
"Men, I've got some good news, and some bad news!"
"The good news is..........Saddam is still alive!"
"The bad news is........ he lost an arm."
Re: News from the front
Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2003 6:47 am
by Wink Wink
Hahahaha!! Nice one.
Re: News from the front
Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2003 8:38 am
by buttsie
Thank god for that
Thought for as second you were gonna say he's shaved his moustache off
Has taken me month to train this caterpillar to 'stay' put when commanded
cheers
B....OZ Leaving as we speak
Re: News from the front
Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2003 8:54 am
by jj
And I've got a job as Tommy Franks' double........
Re: News from the front
Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2003 11:11 am
by buttsie
I was very impressed with your recent performance for the troops...... Pissing on the picture of Saddam
with a helicopter and tank providing cover in the background?
Just showing the troops how its done i assumed
cheers
B....OZ
PS I'd post the pic but its classified material under the
'Wars to be made into films act 1921 Act'
cheers
B.....OZ
Re: News from the front
Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2003 11:58 am
by jj
Hey, last time I was in Eye-Rack a freakin' camel bit me in the ass while I was taking a crap.
Damn' right I'm gonna have back-up firepower every time I do my Bodily Functions in Araby, Boy......
Re: News from the front
Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2003 12:01 pm
by steve56
have u ever heard that song by the bonzos called ali babas camel?
Re: News from the front
Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2003 12:30 pm
by Chuck budwieser
Godamm straight, I got me a scud missil up my ass, tekin a leak in Saddy,s palace, called it 'friendly fire', yeah right, ya.ll got pleny o that, right!!!
assholes!
Re: and another thing!!
Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2003 12:32 pm
by Chuck budwieser
I want to die in my sleep, like my grandfather....not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Re: News from the front
Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2003 2:58 pm
by Tommy Franks
Izzat why you don' answer yer e-mails anymore?
Damn' REEtard...........