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It's the loophole we've been looking for!
Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2003 12:02 pm
by David @ Mayfair & Me
See:
No officer, I'm not making a porno film, my friends are merely nudists, celebrating their love of nature...
Re: It's the loophole we've been looking for!
Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2003 12:24 pm
by TopShelfBlue
"After giving evidence Mr Ayers said that about 2.5m people in the UK practised naturism."
Two and a half million? Blimey! Can't say I've seen any when strolling along the prom at Felixstowe!
Re: It's the loophole we've been looking for!
Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2003 1:25 pm
by David @ Mayfair & Me
Did you know there's a nudie club in Witham? Oh yes. Check out their website. They hold regular nights at the sports centre, apparently...
Incidentally, didn't you hurt your knee after some sort of sporting activity?
Re: It's the loophole we've been looking for!
Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2003 5:15 am
by TopShelfBlue
A nudie club in Witham? Euurrgh.
Singing man, Adidas-clad Elvis, Fat bird from the chippy, Ratboy from Woolworths? the 'sexy' combinations are endless!
Re: It's the loophole we've been looking for!
Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2003 5:53 am
by David @ Mayfair & Me
Oh yeah, wonder if Ken Dodd from the chippie goes? And that bloke with no shoulders from the pub? Nice to know Drumming Man's still around!
Re: It's the loophole we've been looking for!
Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2003 8:07 am
by TopShelfBlue
Yes, Drumming Man is stil wandering the streets. He was actually in the chip shop the other week, merrily singing along to whatever shit tune was playing on his trusty walkman. Bet you also miss the great grafitti on the mean streets of Witham central. That 'Skateboarding is not a crime' daubed near the job centre always makes me chuckle. Incidentally, visitors to Ipswich will be impressed with the timely slogan splashed in 3ft high letters on the Princes St railway bridge ? 'Stop the war in Vietnam' And they say us folk from the country are slow! Ooh aah!