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funny e-mail

Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2003 7:01 pm
by chubbs
just received from 'mate'(misserable bastard bitter that he is)- iraqi information minister has just been on tv, he said man u beat real 4-0

Re: funny e-mail

Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2003 7:05 pm
by jj
With his reputation for accuracy, I'd have predicted that announcement as something like
'Hamilton Academicals, 538.29:
Harlem Globetrotters 3rd Reserve Team, 1 and a bit'. [After extra time, and some nice gooey cake, and was that a flying pig I just saw go by?]

Re: funny e-mail

Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2003 11:24 pm
by chubbs
what will become of him if and when the iraqi regime finally collapses? considering his liberal attitude to facts, i would have thought tabloid journalist would be the obvious career choice

Re: funny e-mail

Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2003 11:35 pm
by nookey bare
double glazing/car salesman

Re: funny e-mail

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2003 12:02 am
by chubbs
could be. what about estate agent or lawyer

Re: funny e-mail

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2003 12:06 am
by Caractacus
Stand-in for Steve?

Re: funny e-mail

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2003 12:13 am
by buttsie
That would take years of training

It only comes naturally to a few lucky souls

cheers
B....OZ

Re: funny e-mail

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2003 1:52 am
by Wink Wink
Please don't tell me that there are doubles of steve knocking around.........one is more than enough!!

Re: funny e-mail

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2003 2:59 am
by jj
I hear that Blur is looking for a 'double': and he certainly has a tenuous grip on reality........

Re: funny e-mail

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2003 3:03 am
by Mart
He is steve!

Mart