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That Damn Thread

Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2003 5:22 am
by Tariq Aziz
I woke up this morning feeling happy because my info minister Mohammed Saeed Thingy had reliably informed me that we had won the war.

Then I saw that confounded thread was back at the top of the forum. The one about music/tv shows/ steve56s first record etc etc ad infinitum

Will you zionist infidels never desist from this torture?

To make such a thread keep bobbing to the surface is clearly an act of that number one war criminal George Dubya Bush. That thread must sink to the bottom of the ocean where eels will nibble at its infidel intestines.

Sorry to be so irritable but its very crowded in this cupboard and Saddam hasnt changed his underpants since the first air strike on that block of flats next to where we were having our dinner.

BTW the email addy is a joke. Just incase some no-brainer in the pentagon takes this seriously and bombs my house.

Re: That Damn Thread

Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2003 5:27 am
by Lizard
Your more likely to get a stomach roasting Tariq.

Re: That Damn Thread

Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2003 5:28 am
by steve56
george dubya sends his regards.

Re: That Damn Thread

Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2003 6:29 am
by Tariq Aziz
Those were not regards he sent me Steve. They were bunker busters, JDAMS, and worst of all he dropped Anne Robinson on us.

Re: That Damn Thread

Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2003 7:37 am
by steve56
thank god it wasnt vera lynn singing well meet again.....

Re: That Damn Thread

Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2003 1:42 pm
by Wink Wink
Don't worry Tariq........you are not on the top of America's most wanted list...by the way Huda Salih Mahdi Ammash say's "COME UP & SEE ME SOMETIME"

Re: That Damn Thread

Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2003 2:03 pm
by Your Pal, Donny R
It's OK, I've had a word with Tommy, and he's gonna drop a Bunker-Buster, special like, on that thread and save the World for Deeemocracy.