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is shrink wrap porn the way forward?
Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2003 2:54 pm
by Crazy Monkey
hehe

Re: is shrink wrap porn the way forward?
Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2003 3:27 pm
by jj
Trouble is, I can never get the bleeding packaging off........VERY frustrating.
Re: is shrink wrap porn the way forward?
Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2003 3:43 pm
by steve56
well,it certainly is a novelty and its not a sainsburys bag.
Re: is shrink wrap porn the way forward?
Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2003 5:44 pm
by Alan
A mate of mine has a fetish about being wrapped head to
toe in cling film.
His wife (reluctantly) does it for him now and again.
Cannot se the facination myself, but each to his own.
Alan
Re: is shrink wrap porn the way forward?
Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2003 5:44 pm
by steve56
its clammy!
Re: is shrink wrap porn the way forward?
Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2003 6:33 pm
by jj
....but it does have the advantage of rendering one incapable of speech, or using a keyboard..........
Re: is shrink wrap porn the way forward?
Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2003 6:39 pm
by Tariq Aziz
Ouch! Saucer of milk for JJ! Do you want a job with us making cutting remarks to political prisoners? We have some vacancies.
Magoo's rudeness
Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2003 7:09 pm
by jj aka Torquemada
No, I already have a job, as the Spanish Inquisition's Officer I/C Sarcasm.
But the saucer of milk sounds nice: I do hope it wasn't an attempt at bribery, though. We look very sternly on bribery and corruption in the Inquisition.
And we might also sentence you to Eternal Damnation........just to cover ALL the bases, you understand.