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Quiet in here tonight

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2003 11:00 pm
by Caractacus
Has there been a bomb scare and no one told me, or has S56 threatened to tell another joke?

Re: Quiet in here tonight

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2003 11:21 pm
by buttsie
More like Dead & Decomposing

Quiet is what you get when you've got to let one rip but your manners click in telling you " hold the cheeks together"

I'd guess JJs making Hot Cross Buns

Lizards making Tea for the arrival of the Easter Bunny

Officer Dibbles setting up his studio to shoot the Easter Bunny

Magoos out hunting for hidden Easter Eggs

S56 is down the local comedy cafe doing stand up

cheers
B....OZ What Do I Know I'm Just a Wannabe Village Idiot

Re: Quiet in here tonight

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2003 11:28 pm
by Caractacus
It's good to know they left someone minding the store, Buttsie.

Do you suppose the good Officer is actually Elmer Fudd, planning to shoot the Easter bunny?

Re: Quiet in here tonight

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2003 11:41 pm
by buttsie
On second thoughts maybe they've taken Monkey Wrenches post to heart and all out trying to get laid

S56 found Sharon Stone...fortunately for Sharon she still had her Ice Pick

Magoo found Cathy Barry posing as a Hair Care salesman...has been washing her hair for 2 hours 35 minutes

JJs over at Phil Mcs looking for the Michelle Wright-Wife Watcher Vid

Ma is bathing The Chairman after her previous coments about only milk & water...in Johnie Walker Black label

I'm still waiting for a tent,a spare plot of land in Bermuda to house my 364 girl harem

Officer Dibble = Elmer Fudd....sounds plausible or even Yosemite Sam
Porky Pigs my choice

cheers
B....OZ Creative Bollocks is Alive & Well

Re: Quiet in here tonight

Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2003 12:34 am
by Caractacus
If I thought that would work with Cathy, I'd pose as a hair care salesman!

Re: Quiet in here tonight

Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2003 2:09 am
by buttsie
Hope you like waiting in line

Magoo hasn't even applied any conditioner yet

I wonder if therezs a record for washing shiny black bouncy hair?

If not I'm sure magoo will set one

cheers
B....OZ

Re: Quiet in here tonight

Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2003 4:40 am
by magoo
I prefer to take my time in order to work up a nice creamy lather. Never rush straight in with the conditioner. The primary wash has to be done slowly with plenty of scalp massage.

I heard beer is great for washing hair but it would be a temptation for me to drink it. I never drink on the job.

My ex girlfriend got fired for drinking on the job..........She worked in a sperm bank! Boom boom.

Time for bed. All that nocturnal hair care has worn me out.

Re: Quiet in here tonight

Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2003 5:49 am
by Wink Wink
May be every one was asleep..........!!!

I know I was at 3.00AM

Re: Quiet in here tonight

Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2003 7:31 am
by Shaun?
magoo wrote:

> My ex girlfriend got fired for drinking on the
> job..........She worked in a sperm bank! Boom boom.

I see you've reached the S56 level of comedy. It has occured to me what S56's seasonal job is, he writes jokes for crackers, being crackers helps though.

Re: Quiet in here tonight

Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2003 9:40 am
by John McEnroe
You cannot be serious

Magoos joke had a punchline which I will grant you was simple but funny

Anybody worked out the goats with the nuns followed by the sound of music S56 joke yet?

cheers
B....OZ

PS Next time you wash CBs hair use tomatoes rather than Beer or Shampoo
Said be easier on the hair and very enriching