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My dog has just woke me up by licking my eyes and whimpering about the dead cat. I am shocked at my drunken shite posts. Sorry to all. I will try not to be such an alcho in future. Having wrote that I still feel my posts are slightly sane. My shrink says I am a 56 waiting to happen.

Now if you stuck to tea.......... actually Maggs I thought your post were slightly too sensible, and wondered if the offy was closed, good job the dog just licked your face and not yer nuts, or youd have wondered what the fuck was happening, welcome back to la-la land

He might lick my nuts if I smear them with peanut butter...................Aaghhh! Ouch! Bad idea. He has run off with me sack in his gob. He has a nut allergy obviously.......either that or an aversion to doggy sex. Dont be such a wimp its only 8 inches as I said to Lisa Scott Lee yesterday. He is a sexist BTW I heard him call Jenny the Staff a ho. Sexism is rife in the dog community.

All this bestiality is getting tedious. I once visited Cumbria to fill me boots. But thats another story. I was told I should take the bull by the horns.....but the tail gives a better grip.

The dog could only get to his face because

1. he still had his strait jacket on
2. he couldn't find the key to his chastity belt-custom made

We love moggies/cats down under...ferals...the only good cat is a dead cat

We're very protective of our small native animals

cheers
B....OZ

Including the Bush Pigs featured in Feral Fuck Sluts. What a bunch of monsters. The BJ girl was sweet though. Cant remember her name.....Sally or something I think.

Yours Bushfully,

Ken Guru (Royal Australian Special Air Cervix)

Iv,e never shagged sheep so I,ll take your word for it, I once shagged a cow, but were not together anymore, it,s a long story and mainly bullshit anyway.

Next time your filling your boots in Cumbria try it on the edge of a cliff. Apparently they push back harder.

A cock and bull story if ever there was.

Curried eyeballs again !!!
Yum !!

I like Cane Toads........prickly pear cactus moths....bunny rabbits.....
.......rainbow trout........