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No not the sort of anal exam you filthy preeverts are used to but an educational exam. Trust me .......I 'm a pervert.

Q. Whats pink and smells of ginger?

A. Fred Astairs cock.

I hope that helps. I feel unwell. Can I lie down on your sofa? No? OK then but dont blame me when it all goes the shape of the pear.

Re Astair and Rodgers, was that cum dancing?

I never saw Cum Dancing but I did once see a Seaman Jig.....When I was in the Navy

Hope that helps.

PS The Carry On film just finished so batton down the hatches cos I fear incoming fire of a S56 nature.

I,m off to me pit, I have to see a dog about a man tommorow! remember to put your teeth out.
Night.

OK then. Night night.