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BALLS to it...

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2003 2:42 pm
by Lizard
On my way home tonight, I passed Old Trafford, there were 68,000 peeps trying to get in, I gave 65,000 of them my deepest condolences, and thanked them for completely jamming the M60, you couldn,t get down the slip rd- for prawn sandwich wrappers.

Now, a nice cuppa I think.


Re: BALLS to it...

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2003 5:49 pm
by buttsie
Why don't you get yourself a rickshaw...very good for heavy traffic

Be good exercise for liz & laura to chaffeur you around

Pedal power....its the future

cheers
B....OZ

Re: BALLS to it...

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2003 6:26 pm
by Lizard
Cheers Butts, how much can I expect to pay for one?

Re: BALLS to it...

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:07 pm
by buttsie
As I understand it

In Asia a 1 fully irrigated weed free rice paddy will get you a reconditioned rickshaw with a 1 year guarantee on parts and labor

I'm sure you could get something of simlar value for a very Large Tea Plantation...Sri Lanka would be the place to start...they have the creme de le creme models-Armor plated Rickshaws...those bloody tamils ya no

cheers
B....OZ Hot Property

Re: BALLS to it...

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2003 4:40 am
by jj
The MOD have quite a few surplus Chieftains*, I hear.....one careful owner, easy to park (by crushing the other cars), bit heavy on the m.p.g., mind.............

[*No, fool, not the Irish chanteurs of that name......]

Re: BALLS to it...

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2003 4:50 am
by Elton Dong
68,000 how many of them really live in Manchester
...er 150
get yourself a Gatlinggun then you can shoot up the shops anytime....

Re: BALLS to it...

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2003 7:09 am
by Lizard
I believe the queue stretched back to Watford junction.

Re: BALLS to it...

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2003 7:21 am
by Scott Jism
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Re: BALLS to it...

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2003 10:13 am
by Lizard
If the thread bored you that much, why bother posting anything? or why not post something Interesting, for a change?

Re: BALLS to it...

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2003 1:09 pm
by jj
No, no: you misunderstand: he was pointing out that Watford Junction is now called 'zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......', for reasons which will be obvious to anyone who has ever been there.