Why oh why?
Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2003 2:55 pm
Why are porn videos so formulaic?
Girl sees boy,girl rips his trousers open, starts oral sex, then is licked and chewed, vaginal sex, anal sex and then the chap cums all over her.
Can no producer come up with something original?
Why oh why all the moans and screams from the girls, when I suspect that they are mentally working out a shopping list for Tesco?
You oldies among you, do you remember taking a girl to the 2/3d. back row of the cinema, getting excited by slowly undoing a blouse button and then putting a hand inside and fondling a breast?
I remember a French film where two men met a friend, a woman, and whilst one kissed her, the other stood behind her and s l o w l y undressed her.
I know, this is erotica, but why not combine eroticsm with pornography?
So, I am a sad old git. Well I'll accept the old.
I look forward to the howls of derision.
Girl sees boy,girl rips his trousers open, starts oral sex, then is licked and chewed, vaginal sex, anal sex and then the chap cums all over her.
Can no producer come up with something original?
Why oh why all the moans and screams from the girls, when I suspect that they are mentally working out a shopping list for Tesco?
You oldies among you, do you remember taking a girl to the 2/3d. back row of the cinema, getting excited by slowly undoing a blouse button and then putting a hand inside and fondling a breast?
I remember a French film where two men met a friend, a woman, and whilst one kissed her, the other stood behind her and s l o w l y undressed her.
I know, this is erotica, but why not combine eroticsm with pornography?
So, I am a sad old git. Well I'll accept the old.
I look forward to the howls of derision.