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Freaks

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2003 6:15 pm
by marcusallen
I advertised recently for girls. This is with my Paramount "hat" that I have worn successfully for over 20 yrs.
I received a call from a girl called Hayley. She made all the right noises and said she would like to bring her friend Lorna, who has apparently worked for me and others in the biz before.

They did not arrive yesterday and so I enquired by mobile today, as to what happened -they could have been in a car crash or something.

I was passed over to a voice that was extremely manly and when I enquired as to "his" name, I was informed that IT was a female and the AGENT for Hayley. On enquiring politely as to what the hell was going on, I was informed that "THEY" knew all about me and I should read the News/World ythis Sunday!!
I fell about laughing with this creature and hung up. It then occurred to me to get a name, so I called back. I got no name, no contact, nothing, simply the mysterious threats/promises.

This is my way of "naming/shaming"

As the man said, it is a funny old world.

Re: Freaks

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2003 6:26 pm
by Jon
Hi Marcus,good on you. The thing that makes me wonder is why I have heard these stories about chat rooms and the thing is when these people do it they must know they are going to get caught.

Re: Freaks

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2003 6:32 pm
by Wink Wink
Fuck!!!! What is the world coming too??

Give the hell Marcus.

Re: Freaks

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2003 6:38 pm
by Lizard
Very odd Marcus, but the worlds full of em, it was probably a wind up right from the get-go, why do people waste other folks time like that.
BAAAASSSSTTTTTAAAAAARDS!

Re: Freaks

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2003 7:27 pm
by Flett
The bastards do it because they get good money for it. You are talking about a weekly rag that pays people money to report odd goings on in their neighbours houses!!
What really pisses me off is that this rag sells millions of copies every weekend to people who salivate over the reported antics of anybody stupid enough to get caught doing something supposedly outrageous. I've often wondered where the distinction lies between porn and red top journalism.

Re: Freaks

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2003 7:55 pm
by marcusallen
I really do find it very comical that someone should go to this trouble-for what?
My life is an open book, so what's new. Since I never buy "newspapers" -
a misnomer if I ever heard one - perhaps someone would inform me if I've been "EXPOSED".
The Chairman, JW & myself are still shedding tears of laughter. Can't wait for the weekend. Actually, it is the only time I don't drink!(Unless I am led astray by a naughty person) Now there is a revelation.

If some cocksucker of a "jounalist" wanrs to talk to me, I'm here.
If it is some other kind of vocksucker -which I suspect-what is the point?
C'est la Vie

Re: Freaks

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2003 9:47 pm
by Caractacus
Best/worst story I heard about journalistic ethics involved a gay actor who was in EastEnders. Some kid knocked on his door, a little toerag of about 15 or 16, and asked him for a tenner. "No," the actor said, "you're not getting any money off of me." "Doesn't matter anyway," the brat told him. "They"---pointing to where an NOW reporter and photographer were poised---"gave me ?20 already!"

I wonder how that story would have been presented to the nation.

Re: Freaks

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2003 2:41 am
by Mart
What do chat rooms have to do with it?

Mart

Re: Freaks

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2003 3:20 pm
by jj
Easy: porn's FAR more ethical.

Re: Freaks

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2003 3:31 pm
by Dave Wells
Join the club Mike.