Freaks
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2003 6:15 pm
I advertised recently for girls. This is with my Paramount "hat" that I have worn successfully for over 20 yrs.
I received a call from a girl called Hayley. She made all the right noises and said she would like to bring her friend Lorna, who has apparently worked for me and others in the biz before.
They did not arrive yesterday and so I enquired by mobile today, as to what happened -they could have been in a car crash or something.
I was passed over to a voice that was extremely manly and when I enquired as to "his" name, I was informed that IT was a female and the AGENT for Hayley. On enquiring politely as to what the hell was going on, I was informed that "THEY" knew all about me and I should read the News/World ythis Sunday!!
I fell about laughing with this creature and hung up. It then occurred to me to get a name, so I called back. I got no name, no contact, nothing, simply the mysterious threats/promises.
This is my way of "naming/shaming"
As the man said, it is a funny old world.
I received a call from a girl called Hayley. She made all the right noises and said she would like to bring her friend Lorna, who has apparently worked for me and others in the biz before.
They did not arrive yesterday and so I enquired by mobile today, as to what happened -they could have been in a car crash or something.
I was passed over to a voice that was extremely manly and when I enquired as to "his" name, I was informed that IT was a female and the AGENT for Hayley. On enquiring politely as to what the hell was going on, I was informed that "THEY" knew all about me and I should read the News/World ythis Sunday!!
I fell about laughing with this creature and hung up. It then occurred to me to get a name, so I called back. I got no name, no contact, nothing, simply the mysterious threats/promises.
This is my way of "naming/shaming"
As the man said, it is a funny old world.