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Has anyone tried to shag themselves?
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2003 7:23 pm
by Goater
Only blokes mind you. I haven't....................well, not lately. Yes it is indeed another pointless question in the off topic category for no real reason other than attracting witty replies
Re: Has anyone tried to shag themselves?
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2003 8:09 pm
by marcusallen
Freaks do it all the time. Apparently with great ease
Re: Has anyone tried to shag themselves?
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2003 8:14 pm
by buttsie
Isn't Ron jeremy supposed to be able to give himself a BJ?
No I haven't shagged myself yet...still waiting for the extension from the ACME company of sexual aids
cheers
B.....OZ
Re: Has anyone tried to shag themselves?
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2003 8:24 pm
by alec
buttsie wrote:
> Isn't Ron jeremy supposed to be able to give himself a BJ?
>
Just about. Seen him do it in a video. Also the French 70s pornstar Thierry de Brem, though he did it by going into a backward roll on the floor. Ron Jeremy was sitting in a chair, albeit hunched over.
Re: Has anyone tried to shag themselves?
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2003 8:31 pm
by woodgnome
hence the expression, having your cock and eating it!

Re: Has anyone tried to shag themselves?
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2003 8:58 pm
by Lizard
So what was Ron jeremy doing in the room hunched over, whilst Thierry was shagging himself? were they bonding? a double act perhaps!!
Lizard(attemting humour)
Re: Has anyone tried to shag themselves?
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2003 8:58 pm
by Goater
An almighty groan echoed thru my computer at that last one. Even if someone could shag themselves wouldn't it have to be semi-hard to bend round the angle? Could keep it in a toilet s bend from birth and hope it grows into shape. I read a horror story about a mask like that once but that's a totally different story and so off topic it's on topic
Re: Has anyone tried to shag themselves?
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2003 2:38 am
by Mart
Since this is philosophers' corner, the question must be answered with a "probably". Whether anyone has succeeded is a different question.
Mart
Re: Has anyone tried to shag themselves?
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2003 3:47 am
by Matt
"If I can speak for every guy here...guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be here alone tonight ... staring at an empty stage"
Bill Hicks
Re: Has anyone tried to shag themselves?
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2003 4:00 am
by buttsie
Yes that rings true but the more important question would be
Would you swallow or give yourself a facial?
lol
cheers
B....OZ