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What would you choose .....

Posted: Thu May 01, 2003 3:50 pm
by Mick Handy
Here's a little something for you to think about .....

Take it as fact that reincarnation exists .....

There are only two choices left for when it's your turn to come back.

1 - Female porn star
2 - Male porn star

Which one would you choose and why ?


Re: What would you choose .....

Posted: Thu May 01, 2003 3:53 pm
by the Monkey Wrencher
Fuck me, a question on the O/T forum that questions the gender dynamic?

I reckon 100% of answers will be 'Male Porn Star'.

To paraphrase Run-DMC: that's just the way it is?

Peace Out

Re: What would you choose .....

Posted: Thu May 01, 2003 4:45 pm
by Dave Wells
Female anyday easy work.

Re: What would you choose .....

Posted: Thu May 01, 2003 4:59 pm
by Goater
I'd choose to be the Pope. Just think it would be great for the Pope to be a pornstar and spray his manky jizz all over all over Thatcher

Re: What would you choose .....

Posted: Thu May 01, 2003 5:00 pm
by Goater
However, i can see more advantages to being a female than male pornstar.

Re: What would you choose .....

Posted: Thu May 01, 2003 5:48 pm
by jj
Easy: female. For the change of viewpoint. And no more chasing, being the chasee instead (apologies to all the feminists, but as Bruce Hornsby said, 'That's the way it is')..........
Do one flick, retire, marry a millionaire, and spend the rest of me puff eating chocolates and getting SERIOUSLY fat in a huge mansion.

Re: What would you choose .....

Posted: Thu May 01, 2003 5:49 pm
by jj
You are SERIOUSLY weird.......or possibly a Catholic.

Re: What would you choose .....

Posted: Thu May 01, 2003 5:55 pm
by woodgnome
g/g for one.

Re: What would you choose .....

Posted: Thu May 01, 2003 6:15 pm
by Ace
I'd wanna come back as Wendy's knickers, but you all probably guessed that!

Re: What would you choose .....

Posted: Thu May 01, 2003 6:17 pm
by jj
You'd regret that as soon as you had you first Max Spin cycle........what a way to go, though.