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How much would you pay to star in a porn film, with the girl of your choice?
how much and which girl, you need to be a bit careful, as they might take you up on it.
Lizard. T. rocks

How dare you?
The girls always pay ME.
I'm insulted [flounce, handbag swinging, toys thrown from perambulator....]

Oh dont take on so!

It's me male cycle, I'm always a bit tearful this time of the month.
I've tried T-tree oil, evening primrose, yoghurt, you name it, but I still feel homicidal once a month.

As it's a well know fact that most celeb women would do it for doughnut's !!!
Carol Smilie , and the cost ummm... about one old ring doughnut thats been left get stale for a week had all its suger licked off by a wobat !
And id make sure she wrote me a thank you note !

I agree: it'x far harder to get them to red-lead me doorstep, ot finish taht bloody repointing......
......OIII !!! Singer !! Get your arse out of that chair, this ain't a bleedin' 'oliday camp..........and tell that lazy scut Beckett to get on with mixing that concrete.

A toughie, I always reckon a Big Mac and Fries to be suffice!!

Seriously if I had to pay to stroke Teresa May, Sophie Raworth or Ruth England I think the experience would be cheapened.

is that why carole is always smiling?