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fave birds in eastenders

Posted: Fri May 02, 2003 7:31 pm
by steve56
cindy,cathy,ihad a soft spot for michelle too.

Re: fave birds in eastenders

Posted: Fri May 02, 2003 7:32 pm
by Lizard
See previous thread!

Re: fave birds in eastenders

Posted: Fri May 02, 2003 7:35 pm
by Goater
The girl who detonates the bomb that destroys all Walford

Re: fave birds in eastenders

Posted: Fri May 02, 2003 7:36 pm
by steve56
that pat gets on my nerves

Re: fave birds in eastenders

Posted: Fri May 02, 2003 9:25 pm
by Holden MacGroyn
Dot. What a total horn merchant.

Sharon, even though she looks like a pig, has huge shoulders,has shakey teeth like Sue Ellen and is begging for an Oscar....start with a Holden luv.

Peggy. Cos she's the perfect height for a continuous suck job.

Janine, cos she looks like a right dirty slapper. Plus I hear fat girls go for ages.
Kat, cos I wouldn't want her to feel inferior.

And has anyone noticed how Laura has a striking resemblance to Gollum in part 2 of The Two Towers? Un-fucking-canny!
Not that I'd shag Laura. Rather shag Gollum.

Re: fave birds in eastenders

Posted: Fri May 02, 2003 9:32 pm
by Holden MacGroyn

Re: fave birds in eastenders

Posted: Fri May 02, 2003 10:02 pm
by Caractacus
That is frightening!

EastEnders women can be placed in any of the following categories:

1) Whingers

2) Shouters

3) Shouting whingers.

I agree with Goater. Nuke the place.

Re: fave birds in eastenders

Posted: Fri May 02, 2003 10:03 pm
by magoo
Thats Dennis Watermans (Terry off Minder) daughter you know. My family knew his family, London Irish. He was a boxer before he got into acting. He would give you a right hook if he saw what you just posted. Dont be so cruel to the girl.

To get back to the question. I still think Martine McCutcheon was the best. Very pretty face and big mamms to go with it. But Jilly Taylforth gives better head according to the papers.

Re: fave birds in eastenders

Posted: Fri May 02, 2003 10:17 pm
by Holden MacGroyn
Guess I should be really scared then huh Magoo?
I met Dennis a few times. Couldn't stand the arrogant git. Anyway, if he throws a right hook, I'll just have to block it and draw his attention to my collection of black belts then;)

Re: fave birds in eastenders

Posted: Fri May 02, 2003 10:43 pm
by paulc
am I the only one to realise the potential of young zoe ?
now theres a young 'un who would pretend she's never been introduced to brown-love, yet could really take 2 without a shoe-horn or a cough.
or is this insomia/red wine combination like neural napalm ?