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After all this chat about Enders, The Bill etc, I've just thought, what about Emmerdale? It just about beats all the other 'big' soaps with its eye candy, so I've gone to the trouble of hunting down their proper names and a link to a pic, just so you see what I mean:

1) Emily Symons, plays Louise, (barmaid)




2) Sammy Winward, plays Katie, (local bit of totty)




3) Amy Nuttall, plays Chloe, (local bit of totty)




4) Sheree Murphy, plays Tricia, (local young chatterbox)

Not so long ago, there used to be a blond girl in the soap. She got married (in the soap) to that nutcase who killed her.

I think she was once married to the chap in the wheel chaire.

Well anyway, if you seek out one of her older films, she is topless in it a lot (not sure if she is fully nude), but she has her top bits out a lot. Sorry do not know the name of the film but it is british.

Which one is that Aussie ponce Harry Kewell from Leeds Utd shagging?

Sheree Murphy

Ponce Aussie indeed....we'd call him jail bait downunder being a pretty boy and all

If he's gonna lead us to the next world cup he's gonna need some toughening up IMO

cheers
B....OZ

I used to watch Emmerdale but frankly cant be arsed anymore.It just got so unrealistic.I mean,last time I was watching that lad Andy,who must only be about 15, was living with his girlfriend and wanting to get married.When I was 15 most lads were more likely to love their right hand more than a girl as their hand would always be there for them.How many boys of that age want to get married?99% would prefer to spend the next decade maximising their shagameter with different girls before finally settling.The writers dont have a clue
And whats the new one?Marlons wife went to India to be an actress because they were filming an Indian film in Emmerdale and she got a part in it?A little out of the ordinary.
At least Coronation Street has comedy-I nearly pissed myself when Vera suggested Gail sell her body to pay off her ?20,000 debt to the Duckworths.If Gail intends to try this as an avenue of paying back, Vera will have to accept the 17 pence Gail will earn walking the streets.

its got better pat mowers livened it up but i cant stand that chase woman,the barmaid from home and away[emily symonds]seem to turn me on i wouldnt say no to her.

I,ll have a vowel again please Carol...

A nice padded cell for you sir? MMmm, MMmm?

How about a nicely fitting straight jacket as well? MMmm?

OOhhhh, suits you sir etc etc


lol, yes you've got it bad !!!!!

Reminds me, its on BBC2 soon, and VERY funny too! Im afraid I was very, very drunk