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can anyone recommend me any good hypnotists preferably in the london area.

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Carol Vorderman Sandie, one from the top please, god help me.

Well I do know a forumite from West London who is very good at putting us all to sleep. I dont think he is fully qualified though.

I could have a go if you like. I promise not to touch you in rude ways whilst your asleep. You can trust me I am a pervert.

Why do you want a hypnotist? WHAT IS IT THAT YOU CAN'T STOP DOING?

(Oh sorry. I know that answer to that one).

hello u.

forgot to tell u but...u know the mysterious vanishing spunk!!!! well on holiday i had a mysterious vanishing enema. nothing came out - not even the water!!! not for a whole day aftrewards either.

i really do think my ass can be described as a big black hole. things go in but they dont come out. awwwwh!

sounds nasty!

It sounds like you are dehydrated hence the rapid uptake of fluids through your cunt and bum-hole.

I would recommend abstaining from alcohol. Failing that pop round to my place and I will have a good look at your problem. I cannot promise a cure but I will have a very close look into it.

trust me,im a doctor

Yes Stephen. Thats the joke I alluded to when I told Sandie "Trust me I am a pervert". She probably didnt get it either. Nite Nite Steve.

Listen Sandie. I have told you about my enema attachment for my power shower and how I can put a pint of warm water up your bum in three seconds.

What say we conduct a scientific investigation of this phenomenon next time you're over here? We could video it. There must be some country that would buy it.