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Whats the point of these two dreadful, hideously deformed, unfunny little spunk-bubbles?

One is a freakish, goblin-faced, oaf from The Black Country who looks and sounds like Noddy Holder. The other is a ghastly bearded Rabbi impersonator from some very dull part of North London populated by horrors such as Vanessa Feltz and other media idiots with far too much money.

These creatures get paid to sit on a sofa talking shite. I could do that. It doesnt make for good TV though. The show is about as funny as an arson attack on an orphanage.

Get those wanker cunt heads off my telly. Bastard shit bag twats.

I dont approve of violence but if those two vulvas came into my local pub and started being smug twats like they do on tv then I would not be suprised if their smug unfunny arses got kicked well and properly before the gits were ejected from the premises through an unopened window.

Those gits annoy me. Boring rich slag tossers. Baddiel has all the charisma of a slug. Skinner is just.......well hes just Skinner. Nuff said.

Thanks for letting me get that off my chest. I feel better now.

I actually nominated the pair of them for Celebrity Death Match...but then I figured somebody muslt like Skinner, so i took him off the list, even though I still had evil visions for him.
I also took his name off as I already had a few so called tooser comedians on my list.
LENNY HENRY, YOU'RE A CUNT.
No Lenworth, saying Katanga, screeching at the camera & trying to come across as an american is not even mildly funny. You are about as funny as a one armed man hanging off a cliff with an itchy crutch. You're a cunt and you stink like a bag womans udders.

Back to Baddiel & Skinner.
Baddiel, on the off chance that you are reading this and I know there is a high chance as we all know how much you like to stay up to date with porn issues, I'd like you to know that you have the wankiest voice ever created. You are smug beyond comprehension and it's no wonder that you can't even get laid in a morgue. You are a total stain of the comedic society.
No you jokes about Jewish life are not funny. Nor is your sardonic approach to every day events.
You are as funny as syphilis. You was just passable on The Mary Whitehouse Experience but only because you had 3 other semi-talented pinheads to save you, that and the fact that I enjoyed your piss take of Robert Smith from The Cure...but hang on, that was doen by Rob Newman...ok you are a cunt-period.

Skinner, you stole the name from some van driver mate of your. We all know your name is Chris Collins. You are boring and have about as much charm as a lepper ridden bag woman who sucks cock as a sideline.

I hope to god that my request for tickets to your show is accpeted so I can really show you some heckle in the form of a Heckler & Koch.

I feel somewhat better.
Thankyou.....NEXT

Your spot on about Lennington Henry. He is a cunt of the first order. Him and his fat wife. Its in bad taste to have that pair of cake munching gluttons on Comic Relief. You could feed most of Africa for a year on the cake ration of those two fat fuckers.

Rob Newman was funnier than Baddiel. I liked that thing they did where they were two old proffessors using juvenile insults.

Baddiel. You see a sad beardy twat whinging on telly? Thats you that is. And your mum.

Yeah I forgot to add that.
The History Today sketch was the only thing worthwhile.

Where's S56?
Steve...you see those little plastic straps that mental patients wear....
That's your swatch that is. Thats your state of the art time piece.


I still have those sketches on tape, cos I'm a sad fuck.

Once upon a time,"Your mum" was the funniest thing to say and your mates held you in high esteem when you cracked an ultra funny.


Magoo..."YOUR MUM"

The only good thing you can say about Skinner is he's not Baddiel. Baddiel has no redeeming features.

Smug, self-satisfied shiteholes.

Next!

And look what I just found.
Nasty little cunt.
And yes that is Jonathan Ross' slapper of a wife.

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That shit cunt bastard is one step away from looking like a Woody Allen paedo bitch.

As for Jane, well the bitch looks slack eyed, way too gummy and has a hook nose. No consolation for having huge baps.
Moose.

You could be forgiven for thinking it was a picture from some Hags porno ball.

You see that Jane Gold? Thats your mum that is. She tucks you into bed at night. She reads you a bedtime story she does.

You see Badiels horrid shirt? Thats what you wear to go to partys that is. Thats your most fashionable item of clothing.

The beardy git went to the same school as Wosses wife. Some poncey private jewish school if i remember correctly.

He looks a right dopey scruffy twat in that pic. Shes no oil painting either. A very disturbing photograph indeed.

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Magoo, you see that woman there....she's your bird she is. That's your secret love picture.
You see her teeth...Your mum worships around those teeth...She's a druid....She can't speak properly.....

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You see that manbitch....I bet you do...you see him everyday in the mirror. Thats you that is. Thats your favourite picture in the whole wide world ah hah hah hahaaa
Thats your "come and get it" internet picture.....


I thank you....

I have nothing better to do than look at uglypeople.com
How the hell does a website like that happen!
And how do I go about nominating Baddiel for it?

Baddiel would be rejected. Hes too ugly.

While we are on the subject of "your momma" insults. Can you remember a hip hop group from the early nineties who were on The Word one week singing a song with lyrics such as "yo. your mommas so fat. yo how fat is the bitch" and the charming "your mommas got a glass eye with a fish in it". Obviously it couldnt be played on UK radio but it was quite amusing.