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How stupid is Sonia?

Posted: Tue May 06, 2003 5:04 pm
by Ace
Phil showing as much finesse as a toilet seat gave Sonia her 18th birthday prezzie unwrapped. She said 'what is it?' yet all the packaging said Packard Bell Computer. Dozy cow or what? Dot and Jim pissed on cheap Asti Spumante was worth a repeat showing on Sunday.

Re: How stupid is Sonia?

Posted: Tue May 06, 2003 5:05 pm
by jj
Very, very, very.
But remember, children: it's NOT real life..........

Re: How stupid is Sonia?

Posted: Tue May 06, 2003 5:07 pm
by steve56
she gave me headache with that trumpet was hoping shed stick it up her fat arse

Re: How stupid is Sonia?

Posted: Tue May 06, 2003 5:08 pm
by Wink Wink
Am I missing something here??

Re: How stupid is Sonia?

Posted: Tue May 06, 2003 5:08 pm
by Caractacus
What the fork are you guys talking about?

Re: How stupid is Sonia?

Posted: Tue May 06, 2003 5:09 pm
by Ace
EastEnders.........its all the rage, dah-ling

Re: How stupid is Sonia?

Posted: Tue May 06, 2003 5:09 pm
by steve56
as long as dot dont do page 3 .

Re: How stupid is Sonia?

Posted: Tue May 06, 2003 5:12 pm
by Caractacus
Ah, whinging, shouty cockernees. I see.

Re: How stupid is Sonia?

Posted: Tue May 06, 2003 5:38 pm
by jj
...will Sonia attempt to play the PB, under the misguided impression that it's a new brass instrument?
Find out in next week's thrilling instalment of 'East Enders, with a bit of S56 thrown in'.........

Re: How stupid is Sonia?

Posted: Tue May 06, 2003 5:40 pm
by Ace
You can bet your mortgage when she's on-line she wont access THIS particular site. Pity.