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Chris Evans....

Posted: Thu May 08, 2003 8:31 am
by Holden MacGroyn
Commercial genius with charisma and talent who knows exactly how the young of this country want to be treated on TV (& off if you include jailbait Piper)

Or 4-eyed, Joe 90 looking, ginger cunt that says "Wahey" too much?


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Re: Chris Evans....

Posted: Thu May 08, 2003 8:55 am
by Ace
Considering he's nobbing Billie Piper, I think we have to shake his hand. But STILL a nosher..........with a disturbing thirst for excess alcohol

Re: Chris Evans....

Posted: Thu May 08, 2003 9:35 am
by Holden MacGroyn
Yeah but come on man, she was jailbait at the time!
He won her over buy filling a silver Ferrari with red roses and giving her the keys!
She was a child! She wasn't even old enough to drive!!!
Had he not been worth a fair whack of many millions, she would have told him to fuck off & perv elsewhere.


What's a nosher by the way?

Re: Chris Evans....

Posted: Thu May 08, 2003 9:49 am
by Cheeky Chappie
Don't think you can argue with what's he's achieved business wise, even though most of us on here probably think he's a tosser. TFI Friday was very successful and at the time was ideal for those it was aimed at.

It's annoyingly true that when a celeb goes with a younger female, (Elvis, the guy that wooed Mandy Smith, Chris etc), they get away with it because they're a celeb. If you were to walk into your local bar or wherever with a 16 - 17 year old you'd be classed a perv.


Re: Chris Evans....

Posted: Thu May 08, 2003 10:20 am
by Ace
Nosher is a squaddie term for a cross between a nob-head and a tosser, hence the expression, Nosher. A very familiar word in barracks the length and breadth of Britain.

Re: Chris Evans....

Posted: Thu May 08, 2003 10:37 am
by tony blair
Evans=twat. He just demonstrates how very little talent but the use of the media can turn a pigs ear into a silk purse full of cash.

Re: Chris Evans....

Posted: Thu May 08, 2003 10:54 am
by Crimpo
For the sainted Evans does listen to his mentor Dany Baker and lo his career does go down the toilet!

You want to discuss a showbiz enigma - Holden your next topic should be Baker - now there he is a man who really divides the masses!

Re: Chris Evans....

Posted: Thu May 08, 2003 11:02 am
by Ace
I used to think Danny Baker's Radio 1 slot at weekends was well ahead of its time, VERY funny, but BBC gave him a chat-host slot and it was crap. He is a very intelligent bloke and wasted on noshers like Evans. He knows his football as well, and is a regular on the terraces at Millwall ( A VERY scary place)

Re: Chris Evans....

Posted: Thu May 08, 2003 11:37 am
by Goater
Fuck!!! Wish he was on topic and appeared unvoluntarily in scat films. As Spike Milligan correctly said on Room 101: "This man is without talent". His business side doesn't affect me so i find him nothing but irritating and talentless

Re: Chris Evans....

Posted: Thu May 08, 2003 12:40 pm
by steve56
when chris was on glr i phoned in and asked to hear mr.disco by new order,but he played true faith new order![lol]