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Obituary.
Posted: Sat May 10, 2003 5:54 pm
by Mart
Major Ingram (he of Who Wants to be a Millionaire fame) has just died.
ITV are paying for his funeral but they won't pay for his coffin.
Mart
Re: Obituary.
Posted: Sat May 10, 2003 6:01 pm
by Caractacus
Nice one!
Re: Obituary.
Posted: Sat May 10, 2003 6:17 pm
by magoo
Its comforting to know he died a rich man.
Will Tecwan Wittock (rhyming slang for cock) be a pall bearer? Will he be able to mask his cough? Will he disrupt the funeral by coughing to indicate the next hymn. Hes a right croaky throated cock IMHO.
Re: Obituary.
Posted: Sat May 10, 2003 6:31 pm
by Ace
Heard this on Worst Britains by Manning;
When Queen Mother died, her resident corgi's were delighted because nobody could blame them for pissing on the sofa anymore.
Well, I laughed.
Re: Obituary.
Posted: Sat May 10, 2003 6:33 pm
by steve56
did you know then when the queen mum saw billy dainty on stage she pissed herself,true she was pissed at the time.
Re: Queen Mother Obituary.
Posted: Sat May 10, 2003 6:38 pm
by Ace
What goes in, out, in, out and stinks of piss?
The Queen Mother doing the hokey-kokey
Re: Queen Mother Obituary.
Posted: Sat May 10, 2003 6:38 pm
by steve56
she forgot to shake it all about
Re: Queen Mother Obituary.
Posted: Sat May 10, 2003 6:40 pm
by Ace
Two really decent posts from me (for a change) TOTALLY ruined by Steve!! (as per usual)
Re: Obituary.
Posted: Sat May 10, 2003 6:43 pm
by magoo
Tight fisted wankers! If it wasnt for Ingram and Tecwan Wittock none of us would have even known who that Cunt Tarrant was. Let alone his dire TV show.
Tarrant son your a cunt!
Re: Queen Mother Obituary.
Posted: Sat May 10, 2003 6:58 pm
by Caractacus
The double act is coming along nicely, guys.