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Just went to my car to discover some thieving slag has broken into it. I was lucky as they only pinched a sports bag with sweaty clothing and a socket set. They left my CD's and some golf clubs but I have to replace the locks that are unusable. Nice to be back home but it does make you wonder sometimes.

My sympathies Ace, my Missus suffered a similar problem recently.
Some fuckwit decided to write their name all over the car bonnet & roof with a key. Don't it make you proud?
Maybe our lawmakers should punish accordingly, as do the Saudi's & lop off the offending bodypart. No handy no writey!
Might even deter the TWOC'rs certainly make em easy to spot!

Oh good Heavens no !! They need counciling. They need to be put through special programs aimed at specifically addressing their needs. Thiers is a cry for help in our shallow consumer oriented society. And last but not least, they need to have their spotty fuckin faces vandalised with a wheel brace so they understand what little turds they are.

Deano !
( Who's Honda Preludes windows never need cleaning - because they are never more than a few days old )

Recently had my 1978 Triumph Dolomite stolen and taken for some stunt driving on a nearby grassy area. They totally wrecked the gearbox, and I dont think they'd quite got the idea of how the choke works as they dumped it near some flats about 200 yards from my house. A resident of the flats gave the description as "Four twelve year old boys with their track suit bottoms tucked into their socks"
After I took the car back home, I had the tyres let down twice and the window of my other one put through for no apparrent reason as nothing was taken from it

If you catch them be gentle.After all according to recent home office statments they have as much of a right to take/break your property without fear of assault as the rest of us have.
Honestly,what fucking planet is Tony Blair living on?

You got that slightly wrong, Ivan. They have the right to break into your home safe in the knowledge that you won't be waiting for them with your shotgun. Some might call it an occupational hazard---but not, apparently, the legal system.

theres a lot of callous bastards about,ilive on a council estate in london oh theres police patrols and all that but there never around when needed,one night late i was on the balcony and saw little kids about 9,10 filling bags with water and throwing it all on various cars in the bays.

Ah,I see-must remember to ask them nicely to leave and then go upstairs and cower in fear while waiting for the cops to arrive in an hour.

Honestly,if i managed to pin down an intruder Id scald the fucker with the water from the kettle,give him the adress of a lawyer and dare him to sue.

God im imaginative

If I'd had caught the thieving cunt, he wouldnt be able to pick his nose for awhile with any of his broken fingers.

i feel the same when the trash on my estate give me a hard time but then i would be the one done for assault,its not worth it .