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Amusing little man who has made homosexuality palatable to the masses?

Or annoying little twat whos cruising for a bruising? NO!!! Norton your ridiculous giggles and fawning over crap has-beens such as Liz Taylor is not good telly!

I would smack him one if I got the chance but then I would feel guilty afterwards and might ask my mam to come round to comfort him. Its funny how mams and aunties find his pathetic jokes funny.

Whens the book coming out Magoo

My Top 100 Knobs of the Century

You seem to have done a lot of research so far

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B....OZ Piss Funny

As soon as I can get a publisher. I already submitt stuff to Viz but they dont pay me. If you read the letters page in Viz most of the obnoxious rude ones are from me.

I must add that I did NOT start the whole thing about all lorry drivers being murderers though. But I have seen acid baths and mass graves behind motorway service stations. And if you ever see lorry drivers chatting you can guarentee that they are NOT discussing their latest abductions.

You submit your material purely for the communities good?

What a guy!!!!!

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B....OZ

Well not just for the good of the community but also to release my inner bitterness. I would far rather write a load of vulgarities than a work of literature. If Shakespeare had thrown a few four letter words into his stuff he might have been popular.

I've had an inspiration for a new TV Panel Game/Quiz show to be called "Bugger My Neighbour".
Chaired by Michael Barrymore, the two teams will be led by Graham Norton and Dale Winton.
My Muse hase deserted me; over to you magoo.

Mart