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A Big Hello from Montepulciano

Posted: Sun May 18, 2003 3:31 am
by jj
Just to let the three and a half people who are actually interested know I am alive and well but not getting bogged down by trying to reply to all the Fun Things herein.....that way madness lies.
I have been away on my oil-rig in Tuscany, which is now in full production, yielding three bottles of Extra Virgin per day, plus several quintillion barrels of that horrible yellow crap you can get in Tesco's.
I expect it to be invaded by the US any day now, to 'save the oil for democracy'..........

Re: A Big Hello from Montepulciano

Posted: Sun May 18, 2003 5:03 am
by steve56
xpect a revolution any day now.

Re: A Big Hello from Montepulciano

Posted: Sun May 18, 2003 5:08 am
by magoo
I was wondering who are those three and a half people you mentioned?

Re: A Big Hello from Montepulciano

Posted: Sun May 18, 2003 5:53 am
by Lizard
How many virgins do you need to squeeze to get the yield you require? just curious..

Re: A Big Hello from Montepulciano

Posted: Sun May 18, 2003 11:01 am
by Caractacus
I was beginning to think you'd been arrested by the other forum.

Re: A Big Hello from Montepulciano

Posted: Mon May 19, 2003 2:37 am
by buttsie
3 wise/anonymous men and a midget?

Just a thought

cheers
B....OZ

Hello Monte

Posted: Mon May 19, 2003 7:26 am
by Elton dong
Tuscany my arse !
i bet you need the oil cos your at the ' Hot D'Or ' really !
no need to rub it in
....ooooohhh..go on then !!

Re: A Big Hello from Montepulciano

Posted: Mon May 19, 2003 4:45 pm
by Wink Wink
Sounds as if you are having a better time than us back here in good ole Blighty jj, where the weather is awful......what ever happened to our spring?