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Hoddle & Waddle
Posted: Sat May 24, 2003 8:56 pm
by Holden MacGroyn
Diamond Lights by Hoddle & Waddle
Acceptable entry into the 80's pop charts with catchy chorus and cool guitar bridge by 2 footballers that actually could hold a note and had some talent off the pitch as well as on
...or
Load of bollocks that could have been better titled;
Hymen Shites By Wank & Stank
...I was so tempted to rhyme Runt &.....
But I've turned a new leaf.
Altogether now...
"DARLIN' I LOVE YOU
(DIAMOND LIGHTS)
I'LL ALWAYS WANT YOU
(DIAMOND LIGHTS)
I'LL ALWAYS NEED YOU
OOOHHH DAAARLIN'
Re: Hoddle & Waddle
Posted: Sun May 25, 2003 5:35 am
by Ace
Any slag that plays for Spurs has everything coming to him.
Re: Hoddle & Waddle
Posted: Sun May 25, 2003 5:54 am
by steve56
wasnt glen hoddle the one that made some nasty remarks about disabled people few yrs back?
Re: Hoddle & Waddle
Posted: Sun May 25, 2003 7:19 am
by Holden MacGroyn
That's the cunt.
He sure did.
Something about disabled people were afflicted because of some shit they did in a previous life.
Nice touch Hoddle you total cunt slag.
Alienate a huge chunk of society why don't you.
Being a West Ham fan, I couldn't give a toss for Hoddle...and please, no Hammers jokes. Yes I know we suck. Yes I know we sell all our good players...actually I couldn't give a toss for football but they are a local East London team.
Re: Hoddle & Waddle
Posted: Sun May 25, 2003 9:50 am
by MisterC
I think the mullets killed off any glimmer of credibility it had!
Re: Hoddle & Waddle
Posted: Sun May 25, 2003 9:54 am
by Ace
We all had 'em though.........I know I did!!

Re: Hoddle & Waddle
Posted: Sun May 25, 2003 10:02 am
by Holden MacGroyn
Totally forgot about the mullets!
Damn!
Never had a mullet!
Long hair yes; mullet; no.
Billy Ray Cyrus, now there was a mullet to be afraid of.
"Don't break my heart, my achy break heart or my mullet will fuck you up."
Re: Hoddle & Waddle
Posted: Sun May 25, 2003 10:55 am
by The Last Word
Yes, and it was totally unfair. The squad weren't that bad.
The Last Word
Re: Hoddle & Waddle
Posted: Sun May 25, 2003 12:00 pm
by Ace
I liked the Welsh lad that got a spanking off John Prescott after throwing an egg at him....remember THAT mullet?
Re: Hoddle & Waddle
Posted: Sun May 25, 2003 12:02 pm
by buttsie
And like England would have been a force without Hoddle in midfield when he was in his hey day?
Any other teams in England that you'd like to name that are full of tossers besides Tottenham and the teams that employ scousers?
As for Waddle well he did defect to Marseille if I remember correctly but then his skill to me always seem to confuse himself more than his opposition
cheers
B...OZ