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Have I been trapped by a dildo?
Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2003 6:45 pm
by jj
Well, have I?
Re: Have I been trapped by a dildo?
Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2003 7:15 pm
by The Last Word
Are you pissed? Perhaps you were caught by the buzz.
The Last Word
Re: Have I been trapped by a dildo?
Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2003 7:16 pm
by steve56
will you come quietly,then?
Re: Have I been trapped by a dildo?
Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2003 7:41 pm
by jj
No, just a bit strange.
Re: Have I been trapped by a dildo?
Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2003 9:12 pm
by Prof. Cashmere
Is it sticking out of your arse, I,m sorry to be so direct, but I cant help you unless I have all the facts.
Thats 24 guiness please...
Re: Have I been trapped by a dildo?
Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2003 3:03 am
by buttsie
Trapped by a dildo
Judging by that statement I'd say you've just lost your marbles
Can be very distressing...put it down to the cold weather
cheers
B....OZ
Re: Have I been trapped by a dildo?
Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2003 4:22 am
by Mart
Does it keep popping up? I'll consult that very useful list that Lizard posted. Ermmm, what am I looking for? "Dildo Pooper Popper-upper Stopper".
Mart
Re: Have I been trapped by a dildo?
Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2003 5:05 am
by Matt
My initial impressions were that you definitely had, but now I've had something to eat, I'd say the number twelve looks more likely.
Re: Have I been trapped by a dildo?
Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2003 5:27 am
by buttsie
Lizards Helping Claw
Guaranteed to bring most fake pricks back to earth with a thud
cheers
B....OZ
Re: Have I been trapped by a dildo?
Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2003 9:35 am
by Pizpot Garrgravarr
Blimey, that Gag Halfrunt only charges half wot you do, and his advice is twice as good..........