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Tonight in a pub, a girl called me a selfish twat!, so I reminded her she was a drunken sad fuck, who ditched me years ago and nicked most of me furniture, crashed me car and poisoned me cat, not to mention permanantly 'borrowing' 2 x mobile phones, ?3k, and still has keys to me house, was I a bit harsh? or should I just have bought her another drink!
when/if answering please bear in mind Iv,e never met her in my life before.

Sounds reasonable to me.
That's twelve guineas, please..........

Cheers Gag, will you settle for 12 Stella,s and some false teeth...? or am I being obtuse

At least she left you the kettle and tea-bags, so sounds like you came out okay to me

Obtuse?
Are we back on the 'Angle-Long' thing again?

Yeah, but he'll have to wait until they deliver the water-buffalo before he gets any milk.