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I,m thinking of getting a Water buffalo as a pet, but I need some info.
Do they eat much, how long do they live and what should I call it.
Please bear in mind when/if answering I already have a BMW.

Yes lots,

30 years (approx),

Horace.

Kill more people than Hippos, Crocs etc in Africa. Obvious but i'll say it anyway, they eat Lizards mostly.

Male or female? Two benefits of having a female: milk and sex. On the other hand, if you don't like milk and you are gay .........
In the immortal words of him off Blind Date "The choice is Yours".

Mart

Buffalo milk is used to make mozerella cheese that you might find on a pizza.
Get a cat Liz, lot less messy and show affection.

Are you implying that Water Buffalo aren't affectionate?

They wallow in shit and mud all day and you REALLY think you'd want to be next to THAT for some affection??

I hope you are not referring to Lizard's habitat. Or is he more of an Ikea type?

Mart

Lizard, it's worth remembeing that song -
"Oh, give me a home
Where the buffalo roam
And I'll show you a house full of shit."

Okay, some pedant is going to say that it isn't about water buffalo. Sez who?

lol
Katie
xx

Cheers Katie, you can always trusta woman to do the right thing, I,ll just stick with the hippo in the garden, I dont need all that shit.
Thanks for listening.