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The other day i was outside in my garden digging up some couch grass enjoying a cold beer , just dressed in an old pair of white sock's and trannies with my old shell suit (the one i don't mind getting a bit dirty !) when Carol came home in a right randy mood (must of got a pay rise again), she dragged me in the shed pulled down my tracky bottom's which slipped off over my trannies !
and started sucking my cock ,she undid my tracky top and i was totally starker's except for my sock's and trannies ....and wow as i went down on her i thought this is just like my hero Ben ..! she also let me pick up a 2 Litre bottle of sunflower-oil which i pretended to use like a camcorder and to finish off i took her panties and shoved them up her twat and then in her mouth ....!!

come on does anyone else like to do it like their fave pornstar's ?

Lady's have you ever cut off your man's 'wanger' and chucked it out the window of a moving car , and stitched it back on to get the Bobbit effect ?

or perhaps you got an old camper van you like to do it in ?

or maybe you've got a shite cowboy hat and like to stick your cock down her mouth until she gag's ?


And I am now even thinking about a radical change in haircut !

I,ve had the same dream Elton, only I used crisp and dry! and I,m surprised at her letting you 'do it' with trainers on, she normally insists I wear brouges, and a 3 piece suit, still if a bit of 'rough' keeps her happy and well oiled, that,ll do for me..
Fancy a cuppa?

Caz always prefers half a pound of lard when she's chez moi. And we can re-use it afterwards in the post-coital butties.
And I have to keep Timberlands on..........

That does rase the question ...

' Are Timberlands the male equivalent to fuck me shoes ' ?

i bet Steve 56 still does it in his Beatle boots.....

two lump's please Liz ...

Dont ask me why Elton, but I prefer not to visualise that...

Round my way it's still a pair of Air Jordans....and no, I've only got Adidas....
.......is that why I'm not getting that much ??

NO! she,s seen your picture Jimmy, sorry mate, but Edwina Curry,s quite keen...

Pheeeeeeeww.............