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jordan vid=avoid like the plague
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2003 10:13 am
by mark
i have just had the mispleasure of aquiring and viewing the jordan hardcore caper.dont bother shes the woodenist "actress" ive ever seen in a bluey,yes more wooden than lindsey dawn.pure crap.
Re: jordan vid=avoid like the plague
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2003 12:20 pm
by Ronbo
I totally agree. With her reputation you'd expect great things, but judging by this she looks like the worst shag in the world!!
Re: jordan vid=avoid like the plague
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2003 12:37 pm
by Mr D
and its only a few minutes long, the last bit being of that tosser dane bowers tossing himself off, hey a tosser tossing himself!
Re: jordan vid=avoid like the plague
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2003 3:47 pm
by Lasher_uk
I got it from Kazaa. A bit of a let down I'd agree but more importantly is "woodenist" a real word, lol.
Lasher
Re: jordan vid=avoid like the plague
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2003 6:10 pm
by Riddler
I'm a bit amazed by the above comments. What did you expect? A ben dover production
Re: jordan vid=avoid like the plague
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2003 6:31 pm
by jj
Are you THE Ronbo? From the binaries, I mean?
I thought he was a Yank.
Re: jordan vid=avoid like the plague
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2003 6:32 pm
by jj
The whole point is she wasn't SUPPOSED to be acting: it was a HOME VID (allegedly), fer Chrissake.
What do you expect, Olivier?
Re: jordan vid=avoid like the plague
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2003 7:35 pm
by Ronbo
No, not at all. Brit born and bred ( to quote a phrase). (And a shit sunday night tv show). But to your last post, she's definately not acting, she's just a naturally shit fuck! Funny how one's allusions can be shattered so quickly...
Re: jordan vid=avoid like the plague
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2003 7:42 pm
by jj
SHE's a shit fuck? How the Hell did you work that one out?
Even as an octogenariian I could have put up a better performance than he did, as long as I concentrated on her still-very-pretty face, rather than those God-awful enhancements.
There's no evidence either way, given that's trying to do it with Dane 'Mr Flopppy' Bowers.......not exactly guaranteed to raise a girl's expectations (her bank balance , on the other hand.......).
Re: jordan vid=avoid like the plague
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2003 8:17 pm
by Ronbo
How did I work that one out?! Have you SEEN the vid?!! Well, apart from the fact she looks totally uninterested (and before you say anything Dane Bowers was her boyfriend for a long time, so she sould have at least show a passing interest in him ) she's making no effort whatsoever, her pathetic attempt at a blow job is laughable, she just lay's there on her back, and I swear she's dozed off, no attempt to even acknowledge that she's enjoying it and you're wondering why Dane 'floppy' Bowers can't get it up!!!
That's how I worked out she's a shit fuck! How do you think she's a half decent fuck?