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Hi Guys,

I'm really getting the shits with this country and am thinking of pissing off. I'm trying to find reasons to stay, but outside immediate family and the pub I'm stumped for ideas.
Can any of you come up with 5 (or more) good reasons to stay? Bet you can't.

Marc.

1.Everywhere else is even worse.
2.Everywhere else is much worse.
3.Everywhere else is considerablyworse.
4.Everywhere else is a lot worse.
5.Everywhere else is far, far worse.
Believe me, I've been there......
Still: the burnt hand always teaches best..............still, what do I know? I'm only 969 years old....
Mind that God bloke, BTW: he's a right Almighty Bastard.